Long story short: I’m quite drunk, and very happy. So I’m ready to share some love for whoever’s bored/lonely/whatever. Don’t be shy of the 'Wang! 
I came here expecting wang pictures! And I’m leaving disappointed, but amused. Pip pip, cheerio, and good show, mate.
**rachelellogram **, your name reminds me of mathematics. Well done. Here’s a wang pic for your enjoyment:
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What a cynical bunch of people… love isn’t scientific enough for you? 
meh, it’s over-rated.
Huh.
And I was expecting:
Shhhhh, he’s sleeping. Quick, get out the markers.
and the shaving cream!
Love hurts, love itches. C’est la vie.
Awww, a happy drunk. That’s so cute! 
Conclusions I’ve reached since starting this thread:
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Dopers are cynical about sloppy drunken love.
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I perhaps might’ve expressed myself a little less cryptically
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I should not spend a full Saturday drinking rum, vodka rum jagerbombs tequila.
Now daylight has arrived, and my hangover begins to throb, I have no love for any of you. And no more 'Wang for any of you poopyheads who mocked my name! :mad:
You didn’t tell me what you all was drankin’! Next time, invite me. 
I’ll listen to your stories of love all night long.
It’s like a flashback to my last relationship (except for the Wang).
I drank rum, vodka, rum, Jagerbombs, tequila. Locked my keys inside my house, had my shirt inside out, was wishing people Happy New Year…
ETA: I just saw that I’ve already just explained what I drank. :smack:
Merry Christmas Boomerwang!
And Happy Halloween to you!
So, Mr. boomerwang, did you get your username from a wang that is indeed shaped like a boomerang? Cause that would be cool!
Except that it would come back on you.