Love is the best thing in the world...except for a nice MLT. Mutton, lettuce and tomato...

There is not-a much money in the Revenge Business.

Inconceivable!

You’re using Bonnetti’s defense against me, eh?

It seems only fitting, considering the terrain. (is it sad that the response was automatic? :smack: )

I must admit - you are better at this than I am.

I actually said that once to a teenaged male customer wearing a teeshirt bearing the words “Rock Out With Your Cock Out!” who was being a douchebag. I told him his shirt was offensive and rude and he was all, “Uh..whut?”.

Where am I?

The pit of despair! Don’t even think… Hrack…Wheeze… Hrmmm… Hrmmm… Don’t even think about trying to escape.

What I wouldn’t give for a holocaust cloak!

As you wissssssh

You mean, you’ll put down your rock and I’ll put down my sword, and we’ll try and kill each other like civilized people?

I could kill you now…

Good night Westly, sleep well, I’ll probably kill you in the morning.

Please consider me as an alternative to suicide.

I have the shirt! My son and DiL got it for me for Xmas. I love it!

Back to the thread:

When I was your age, television was called books. And this is a special book. It was the book my father used to read to me when I was sick, and I used to read it to your father. And today I’m gonna read it to you.

I’ve done that already, and I haven’t the slightest intention of ever doing it again.

Shouldn’t that be “Incon-theevable!” ?

“I want my father back, you son of a bitch!”

you know - i’ve heard that line a thousand times - and this is the first time the implication fell on my head - <thunk>

Is this a kissing book?

She discovered that when he said “As you wish…” what he really meant was “I love you…”.

swoon:smiley:

“You’re trying to kidnap what I’ve rightfully stolen.”

“I will never doubt again.”
“There will never be a need.”

and

“you’re alive; if you want, I can fly.”