Next time my hand flies on its own. Where I come from, there are penalties when a woman lies.
Get used to disappointment.
'Kay.
Even if we had a wheelbarrow, that would be something.
I’ve got the one the Albino had.
Father, I need your help. I canno’ do thees alone…
I’ll call the brute squad…
That does put a damper on our relationship.
“I’ll give you my word as a Spaniard!”
“No good. I’ve known too many Spaniards.”
You have an overdeveloped sense of vengenance.
Now, tell me, how do you feel? And remember, this is for posterity, so please, be honest.
WTF is this thread even about?
Have you ever considered piracy? You’d make a wonderful Dread Pirate Roberts.
Mutton dressed as lamb?
You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic land mass!
You have a misplaced sense of vengeance.
“And don’t go in swimming for… what, an hour?”
“A good hour…”
I want my father back, you son of a bitch!
I’m on the brute squad.
I don’t suppose you could’a speed’a things up?
That’s the line that’s heard in my house. 
“I don’t swim.”
“I only dog paddle.”