Lowest ranking book on Amazon?

While doing some searching on Amazon, I ran across this obscure book, Essentials of Internet, by Gretchen Marx, Arthur Marx, and Robert T. Grauer.

It’s ranked #6,149,269.

My first thought was, Holy Library of Alexandria, Amazon has over 6 million books in its database? Then I realized it has to be even more than that, because if Amazon has never sold a particular book it has no number ranking at all.

Wow. That’s a lot of books.

But how low can we go? What’s the book with the lowest rank (i.e. highest number) on Amazon?

Wow. That’s…impressive in the wrong way. I would actually be kind of interested in seeing what the Essentials of Internet were in 1997.

Sticking with the Internet idea, This one has it beat by a couple hundred thousand.

All right, let’s see who can find the lowest. And bonus points if you’re the last poster before a mod sends this thread off to the Game Room!

I’m sorry to say that the lowest I found was in the 3 million range. Of course, that’s not including that arresting work,The 2003 Import and Export Market for Knitted and Crocheted Under Garments in Togo, which, sadly, hasn’t been reviewed yet.

I’ve bought books in the #6 million range before. It’s typically out of print stuff without a huge demand.

If you search for " " in books, you’ll get 21,609,563 results. That’s a nice lower bound to aim for.

This (#6,674,068) is the best I’ve found.

At $128 a pop, I don’t think its ranking is going to rise very soon.

Just in case, though–there are more on the way when that last (only?) one sells!

If you take the search referenced above (ie, a blank search in books) and then reverse the bestselling sort (which I did by adding a minus sign in front of the sort keyword - based on how Amazon reverses the price sort), this is the first book listed - theoretically the lowest ranked book:

übrigens…5. Spracherziehung. Neubearbeitung. Arbeitsheft. Baden-Württemberg, Rheinland-Pfalz, Saarland (Paperback)

However, it has no sales rank listed and it appears that the list is really sorted quasi-alphabetically in some bizarre fashion. Paging through the list (by manually changing the link, clicking the little page numbers takes you back to a straight bestseller descending sort interestingly enough), I find that some books have a rank, but others don’t and the ranks are random-ish.

Apparently nobody’s yet bought my grandfather’s book. Can’t imagine why.

ETA: Although this one is ranked a surprising 4,000,000 or so.

My brother’s book of satirical fairy tales is #6,697,098. Well, I bought one.

I find these things in Goodwill all the time. “AOL 2.0 For The Rest Of Us” and so on. I highly recommend them.

Or at the local library.

I’ve read about that guy. He basically has computer programs that assemble books like that (really a list of statistics); he lists the books on Amazon, and when someone buys one he prints it out. He’s “written” a sh_tload of similar books. His goal is to completely automate the entire process, so he can sit back and rake in the big bux.

What is #1?

Apparently, this.

You are #6.

Sorry.

Well, not really :smiley:

A book by some guy called Randy.

I’ve figured out how to tweak the URL to rank search results by reverse order of popularity. :slight_smile:

The first one the list of all books is this, but it doesn’t have a rank.

Hmm, maybe I haven’t - looks like it was just forcing it to list in reverse alphabetical order somehow.