The Wonder Beagle was always more of a stubborn ass and shameless manipulator than a fighter. Sheer stubbornness is an effective strategy against the cats, and looking pathetic always works with cwPartner, but neither is effective against cancer. I’m only surprised that it ended so quickly. He was diagnosed about two and a half weeks ago. Today he could not find a comfortable position, anywhere, and when we went out, he simply tottered along. We went about half a block until he just didn’t want to stand and then I carried him home. It was time to let him go.
Actually, I blame the painters. That’s right. It’s the painters’ fault that my dog died somewhat earlier than he had to, because they ate Subway sandwiches in my house.
Here’s how I figure it. We’re having some work done on the house and we have several of the rooms blocked off with baby gates. cwPartner and I had to go out and to some errands Sunday afternoon. While we were out, one of the cats knocked down a gate, and all of the pets went exploring. No animals were harmed in this endeavor, but the Wonder Beagle discovered - and disemboweled, and had his way with - a trash bag containing an entire painting crew’s worth of Subway sandwich wrappers, left there by the aforementioned painters. I don’t think I’ve ever seen that dog as excited as when we got home that day. We’re talking, “won the Lotto, got a Nobel prize, found a cure for AIDS and proved Fermat’s last theorem” excited.
So think about it. The Wonder Beagle was, after all, a beagle. And I’d spent years protecting himself from himself, dragging him away from the temptations of half-eaten burgers, fries, burritos, samosas, fried rice, fried chicken, tacos, and so forth, discarded by my neighbors. And then, on Sunday, there he was with the bag of sandwich wrappers and no one but the cats to say anything about it.
He must have believed that he’d reached some pinnacle of beagle-y existence, fulfilled his reason for existing, and decided that his work here was done.
In any case, I forgive the painters. And I leave you with this picture of the Wonder Beagle taken shortly after he got sick. It pretty well captures his overall spirit (when he wasn’t sleeping or looking pathetic).