Oh, trust me, a lot more than you think, and it’s not nearly as much fun as it sounds like! (Well, except for the horses.)
Maybe we should ask the President:
So, uh, you happen to have a vat of horse semen just lying around?
People collect the strangest damn things.
Hey, NinjaChick, sometimes a man has needs.
(I watched Signs only because of my short-lived crush on Joaquin Phoenix, I want to establish that right now. inches away from vat)
It seems like his influence is (unsurprisingly) on the way down in Hollywood.
M. Night had a problem. He had a huge success with “Sixth Sense” and has been trying to recapture it with each successive movie. Unfortunately, he’s been missing the mark by more and more.
“The Happening” was a good concept that was absolutely butchered. He could have made a really good movie out of that concept. Instead, he produced something that looks like a treehugger’s wet dream - we’ve been mean to the poor earth, so it gets some payback.
Major yak cock suckage…
Argent, that is the best equine ejaculate themed movie review EVER!! 
Seriously, if I had been drinking I’d be down one laptop computer. I never thought I’d see Roger Ebert’s review of North de-throned as the best review of a bad movie, but now I have. Ebert will have to console himself with the best review of a bad movie that can be printed in a family newspaper.
FUCKITY FUCK CUNT WEASEL. M. Night Dickaschlong is going to write, direct, and produce the live-action “Avatar: The Last Airbender” film. Damnit all to Hell. The Dragon Ball Z movie looks like a festering sack of gangrenous turd, and now this movie looks like it will suck more cock than a crack-addicted vacuum cleaner.
He’s not writing it I thought. If that’s true it should be good, he has a great eye for directing. Even if his writing sucks I’ve always felt he at least knows how to squeeze the most he can get out of the actors following his retarded plot. With someone else writing (which is what I heard) it could turn out really, really well.
I’m just going by the wiki - bolding mine:
At least there will be three, assuming the first one doesn’t tank.
Well, damn, guess you’re right.
http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117956950.html?categoryid=13&cs=1
I’ve never watched avatar anyway, but my condolences (maybe being under the constraint of an existing creative universe will help, I doubt it though).
Well, like you said, the Variety article states:
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So I guess I won’t start the wailing, gnashing, and rendering of garments just yet. I’m still highly doubtful though.
My very cool, very hip ‘chick with attitude’ daughter (aged 26) saw it on the weekend and reckoned it was the biggest pile of shit she had seen in a very long time, and advised me not to even bother hiring it out on DVD, such a worthless event that it was.
Exactly. Wouldn’t getting out the Agent Orange and the napalm be the smart thing to do, or does that only work in Vietnam movies?
I’m confused. First you start out with yak cock, and then you start talking about horse semen. Is it yak, or is it horse? These are two different species. It is this kind of inattention to detail that leads to people giving people like M. Night Shambles the authority to direct movies. Please be specific. You do not even say what the vat is made of. Is it a copper vat, or a stainless steel vat? How am I supposed to get a visual picture here?
Obviously you’ll need to go see his next movie, to bump up the wretchedness to a new level.
The Sixth Sense worked well enough, but otherwise . . . Yeah. Hello?! Signs?! God gives a kid asthma and arranges an alien invasion of Earth just to help one priest recover his faith?!
I have to admit I’m curious, as it’s difficult for me to imagine a major studio motion picture worse than “Lady in the Water,” which I watched, stupefied, when it aired on HBO.
A morbid curiosity, not urgent enough to rid me fully of my senses—a prerequisite for ever dreaming of volunteering M. M. Night a solitary dime of my hard-earned savings.
You say this as if you’ve never read Ebert’s review of Caligula.