I was just at my uncle’s house - this particular uncle is like the prototypical short, skinny, scrappy, absolutely insane brawling Marine, self-described “cunt man” and champion drinker. You know the type - one of those guys. Anyway, over Martinis and a lot of off-color banter, he asks me if I liked the beautiful, mint-condition Korea-era M1 Garand rifle that he was showing me earlier. I told him I loved it.
He said, “It’s yours,”
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I think my year has officially been made.
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