Oh God how I hate Macs. So, so much. We use them at work and it’s a constant uphill battle for me. I think I would be literally twice as efficient if I were on a PC.
Now, I’m willing to concede that Macs may be no inherently less intuitive than PCs. However, it is abundantly clear to me that if your “native” computer is a PC, Mac is a horrendous, impossible nightmare. Or I’m just an idiot.
Grievances:
It’s “pretty”? No. I don’t think it’s pretty at all. I think it’s busy, and stylistically agressive. Windows is Spartan and doesn’t make me feel nauseous. The best analogy I can draw is to picture frames: Mac OS is a flamboyant gilded frame that is fairly eye-catching, but completely overpowers any painting within it. Windows is a simple wooden frame; nothing special, but it does its job quietly.
No right click. Oh dear God. Oh dear God.
Weird symbols that make no sense; half the time when I go to check a hotkey one of its components is some sort of bizarre construction of lines that looks like a messed-up tidal wave. An intensive perusal of the keyboard reveals no such symbol. I feel like I’ve been told what this symbol is about two hundred times, and yet I can never remember. Maybe because it’s not on the keyboard.
Windows never actually maximize to full-screen size. This drives me fucking crazy. I hate the busy-ness of seeing tips and scraps of nineteen different windows dizzyingly snickering behind the one I’m working on. I hate the ambiguity of programs sharing the screen. In Windows, when a program is on, MMM FWAORF I’M ALL OVER YOUR SCREEN MMMMM. In Mac, when a program is on, unless you have an actual window or file open, all that lets you know it’s on is the fact that the top bar thing has its name on it. As far as I’m concerned, what I see is what is on. That the selected program can be ‘invisible’ and I’m actually looking at something else drives me nuts.
Toggling through different windows and apps is horrible. I know there are fifty cute hotkeys to manage this but I can’t ever remember any of them except F9. I could have written a novel in the time I’ve spent nauseatingly panning in and out of windows.
Everything is just too damn animated. I hate the bouncing icons. I hate the cyclone-ing windows. I hate the turning rainbow wheel.
I hate the opaque methods of worming your way through various folders, and how it seems completely different in every circumstance.
I hate how it is impossible to search for anything you need. Ever. Including help on how to work a fucking Mac.
Oh, how I hate Macs.