Let us not forget the V-P who would have done best in the role: Chester Arthur.
“That’s right, bitch, you don’t want Daddy Chet getting all mutton-chop on your ass.”
He was one of the most notorious womanizers in the history of the White House. Aides claim he was furious that JFK had the reputation of presidential Lothario when “I get more pvssy before breakfast than that little SOB gets all year!”
Five most pimp-like Vice Presidents:
Thomas Jefferson - don’t pretend you don’t know what I’m talking about
George Clinton - just part of his general funkiness
John Quincy Adams - the original gangster
Chester Arthur - obviously
Lyndon Johnson - pimping combined his three loves: sex, power, and money
Five least pimp-like Vice Presidents:
William King - not a ladies man
Hubert Humphrey - LBJ wasn’t letting him cut into his action
Walter Mondale - Fritz nickname destroys all street cred
Dan Quayle - although Marilyn I could see
Al Gore - because he’s Al Gore