It’s always the ones you least expect.
Somehow it makes sense: working with a prostitute helped Lipton get the experience he would need to tell people like Jennifer Lopez that they are great actors.
The way Lipton covered Kevin Federline’s Papazao should have given us some clue!
In retrospect, he’s the one I’d *most *expect, for oh so many reasons.
I don’t know. If I was making a list of people who I’d least imagine working as a pimp, James Lipton would be the first person on the list who wasn’t a former Vice President.
I can only desribe that as…scrumtrillescent.
Funny… my late aunt on my mother’s side once dated Lipton. Mom said a nicer guy wasn’t to be found anywhere.
Q: If heaven exists, what do you hope to hear God say when you arrive?
Lipton: Bitch better have my money.
I really, really, really want to see this list. Is Dan Quayle the first entry? I can actually kind of see Spiro Agnew as a pimp, but not Al Gore.
I’d also like to see a list of people you least suspect but would be totally unsurprised if they turned out to be pimps. I’m afraid James Lipton is on that list for me.
Is James Lipton gonna have to choke a bitch?
[Peggy Hill]
Ho yeah!
[/Peggy Hill]
Gore, Quayle, Bush, Mondale - I’m not seeing a lot of pimpin’ skills here. Before Cheney you have to go all the way back to Rockefeller to get a VP who’d have known how to keep a stable in line.
But from '52 to ‘72 look who we had as VPs: Nixon! LBJ! Agnew! Plenty o’pimpin’ skills in that crew!
HAHAHAHAA…I’m pretty sure I just swallowed my tongue.
I can just hear him saying “We would translate it perhaps… as pimp. We were earning our living together, this young woman and I, we made a rather good living, I must say” in that snooty accent of his, with an affected flourish of his hand.
Actually, I’d rather hear him rap it with a heavy bass beat.
Look out, he’s drippin’ live scum.
Whoa! Lyndon Baines Johnson? Are we thinking of the same guy? Because I can’t see Ladybird putting up with that nonsense.
I was flipping through his book the other day, and saw what is probably the most famous picture ever of his wife- she posed for the shot of Miss Scarlett in the original Clue board game! Oooh la la! Although he did say it was a bit disconcerting to know that your wife did it in the drawing room with the candlestick…
If I may quote an old SNL: Lyndon Baines Johnson, or as his beloved Mexican whores called him, El BJ…
Hey, pimpin’ ain’t easy, though he does it with crap actors on ItAS all the time.