I made up a joke today…
Why did the boy stick his ice cream cone out the window??
The weatherman said there was a chance of sprinkles.
What do you call a clam that keeps shouting “I’m not a fruit, I’m not a fruit”?
Tom Cruise.
Did you ever hear about the drummer with deja vu?
There were some serious repercussions.
Yeah, that’s three more names for The List…
<vader breathing noises>
Yes, intergalactic pizza?
<vader breathing noises>
This is Luke Skywalker, and I would like to order 10 large pizzas with everything
<vader breathing noises>
extra anchovies.
A: My intelect is vast.
B: I believe that you overstate.
A: Would you believe half-vast?