Breakin’ the law! Washin’ the dog!
There were only two Brazilian chicks… but there were also two Brazilian guys. I have pics, available upon request. I don’t remember the bottle of ketchup, but I do remember a bottle of Johnny Walker Black Label. I still don’t understand what it is about Brazilians and Scotch. Probably the same reason I have such an affinity to tequila?
Although, upon further review, there is a story about a ketchup bottle… I can’t tell that in good faith in front of polite company, though.
Polite company? I don’t see any polite company. 
(Bolding mine!)
Yeah, seriously, you’d better not tell that story. My poor mind may be forever scarred. I’m a delicate young thing, you see, and not ready for such things.
Yes…
Lynch all liars!
Drain Gead you really did have me laughing out loud there 
Lynch all misspellers!
**throws on a pot of coffee
waits for dawn**
Don’t do it! It’s a scam!
Why yes, I’m still bitter. What makes you say that?
It’s people like you that are going to turn me into a spinster! I’m gonna be 85 and still looking for a man/woman/quality sex toy.
Ok, now I need a drink.
I’ll make you a deal: if this really ends up being the case, I’ll volunteer to be your sex toy.
Lynch all those that are wooshed!
Lynch all whooshers!
It’s a full-time job, but the benefits are outstanding!
What of the dawn?
- random Uruk-Hai before the walls of the Hornburg.
Well, since you’re 85… how much would I stand to inherit from you? What are these other benefits of which you speak? I’m looking to pull the male version of Anna Nicole Smith.
Ha! I won’t be 85 for like 60 more years. And inheritance? Ha ha ha! I spend all my money on…well, let’s just call it relaxation. I’m a loser. I’m okay with that.
Oh, sorry, that should have been “waits for [the] Don,” as in Mafioso. It was a total scum tell on my part.
ticktock. ticktock.
Seems to me we’ve already covered some of those “benefits” last night.