Tied:
**Darth Sensitive (9): ** (Pleonast), Santo Rugger, HazelNutCoffee, OneCentStamp, Koldanar, Pleonast, Menocchio, bufftabby, Hotflungwok, Hal Briston
*Blaster Master (9): ** Drain Bead, (Koldanar), Hockey Monkey, (OneCentStamp), (bufftabby), sinjin, (Hal Briston), (HazelNutCoffee), dotchan II, Millit the Frail, USCDiver, MHaye, (Menocchio), (Hotflungwok), Blaster Master, Darth Sensitive
bufftabby (1): Hawkeyeop
Pleonast (0): (Menocchio), (Darth Sensitive)
Millit the Frail (0): (Blaster Master)
Menocchio (0): (Pleonast)
Drain Bead (0): (Drain Bead)
Dusk forthcoming. If anyone has any errors in the above, speak now.
Hrm. Maybe I don’t know how it will end.
Jeeeeeeeeesus Christ. Someone shoot me.
Would ya settle for a hangin?
Despite the town’s seemingly unquestioning acceptance of a known Consigliere in their midst, the people of Upper Doperville voted in a split. It all comes down to the flip of a coin.
Heads, Blaster Master takes the walk up the gallow steps.
Tails, Darth Sensitive’s neck is stretched instead.
Drain Bead firmly drags Blaster Master to the center of the town square, while Santo Rugger comes with Darth Sensitive in tow.
From the mouth of the statue of Uncle Cecil, a coin appears, and is thrown – or, rather, spit into the center of the tense throng. It tumbles through the air, seemingly in slow motion.
At last, a tiny “tink” is the only noise you hear in the square as the coin hits the bricks of the square. It rolls, and wobbles…
…finally revealing the crest of Upper Doperville, Cecil’s noteworthy paper-bagged countenance on the underside.
The coin toss is TAILS. Darth Sensitive is the one to die.
Yeah, but then I’d have to wait til toMorrow. I want someone to shoot me right now.
Oh…phew we got one at least. And here I was thinking “Hey Boss, here’s a free day for you!” At least some info will come about now.
Or, Blaster just wanted us to think that Darth was the boss… What, I don’t have any issues admitting when I’m wrong. Why do you ask?
Hey dudes, no strategizing. :: reaches for another cigarette ::
HazelNutCoffee and OneCentStamp grab Darth Sensitive immediately and escort the unlucky loser to the gallow steps. Santo Rugger follows a few steps behind, and takes up his position at the lever.
OneCentStamp blindfolds Darth Sensitive hastily as HazelNutCoffee puts the noose around Darth’s neck.
Without hesitating, Santo Rugger pulls the lever. As Darth Sensitive falls, the hastily-tied blindfold comes loose. Darth’s eyes glare at you all showing hate, and disgust, during the final moment, before all is over.
A ruby ring falls from Darth’s sleeve, thrown into the crowd during death throes. When examined, you see that the ruby is set over a grimacing death’s head of gold. Its eyes seem to leer at you through the face of the giant gemstone.
Darth Sensitive, the Boss, is dead.
Dawn breaks at 11am CDT on Thursday, March 27.
Bah sorry, didn’t come out like I meant. Well, this day defintely deserves some drinkin.
After BlaM changed his vote, I knew it. Woooooo!
I’m sure to be dead tomorrow morning, but it’s been a fun game.
Stupid disabling of capitals.
Let’s try this again.
I KNEW IT!!! YESSSSSSSSSSS!
Someone pop open the bubbly!
I have to admit, this whole thing is a huge surprise to me. I totally didn’t think you guys were on to anything with Darth. Nice one!
I cannot express my joy enough at this lynch. I was so convinced that Darth was the Boss that if he hadn’t been lynched toDay I would’ve fully expected to be either dead or recruited.
Let us drink.
BOO-YAH!
Unbelievable…I actually caught a scum slip! Woohoo!!!