Can I just tell all y’all that I’m soooo jealous? I love the long torso, sinuous look. Beautiful goth boys with black mesh shirts over long torsos - yowsa! 
Really, really short torso here. 5’6" with a 33" inseam. My lower ribs actually get stuck under my hipbones. Ouch.
Tara Reid has a long Torso, and um… she’s hot!
Now that you’ve brought up the subject, I can sing the song without getting weird looks! Thanks!
Johnny Longtorso, Johnny Longtorso
The man who comes in pieces!
Johnny Longtorso comes without arms, legs, or head. Collect all the pieces and assemble your own action figure!
Note: Gary Coleman Action Legs are not intended for use with Johnny Longtorso, but in a pinch you can squish 'em on.
Eeek. I had not noticed this was a zombie thread. Sorry.
I’m not tall, but my torso seems to be proportionally very long. Standing, I’m definitely short. Sitting, it evens out quite a bit. I’ve never bothered to figure out my inseam, partly because I’m not very fashionably inclined, but partly because I never find pants that have the right inseam.
Let me measure… Well, I’m not sure I’ve got the proper reference points, but it looks like 25 inches from crotch to top of foot.
So I’m not the only freak, eh?
I’m six feet tall. My wife is 5’2". My inseam is only one inch longer than hers.
Add in a 52" chest, and it’s a wonder that I can even wear clothes at all.
Oops. Me neither. I came here trough a link in another thread and assumed this was a recent thread. Sorry !
JCPenney’s Big and Tall catalog will help your shirt search, and they’ll never ask you why you never buy tall pants.
Humph! Poor guy needs binoculars to find his zipper.
found this linked from the tallest doper thread, I can certainly compete in the long torso short legs contest.
I’m 6’3" with a 30" inseam.
Female, 5’6", 34 inch inseam. My torso is 5 feet; my legs 6 feet.
You guys have inseams? My HiTops have rendered them duplicitous.
How you doin’?
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:eek: You’re 11 feet tall?
Yes, but it averages out to 5’6"
Short torso checking in. I’m 5’0", I don’t know my inseam, but my boobs are pretty much directly on top of my waist, and my legs are the same length as my arms. I have no shoulders (well, they’re there, they’re just very ineffectual), and my ankles are nonexistent.
Go ahead–ridicule. 