I’m unusually tall for my age and gender (I’m a good seven inches over the standard for American women), and I’ve decided that the world is rather inconveniently short for me.
How I long to find pants that are not either a) too wide in the waist, b) too short at the ankles, or c) men’s pants that will fit me! How lovely it sounds to be able to stretch out my legs and not accidently kick one or two or five people. How marvelous to kiss a man and not have to bend down so he can reach my lips. Glorious it would be to be rid of my paralyzing fear of low-hanging ceiling fans!
I’m not too tall for the world. The world is too short for me.
*P.S. Some of you short people need to strap blinking lights to the tops of your heads or something. I’ve walked right on top of really small people before and not noticed them until I hear a crunching sound. *