I don’t think YogSosoth knows what bumper hitching is. Besides, does a tank have a rear bumper?
I don’t know. But based on what we used to do in high school with passing cars and trucks, we’d figure something out. 
Help! I’ve just moved to Edmonton and it’s a white out here!
I remember having two blizzards within a week pass thru Southern Indiana back in the late 70’s.
No school for a whole month!!!
That’s not snow; that’s just the general blahness that is Edmonton.