'cause I’m kinda down.
Hmm.
ABBA?
Boobies? (usually works for me)
Remember, even when you’re down, there are kittens being born and opportunities to pet them being created.
Well, remember the boobies. That’ll get you through.
He speaks truth. 
Seriously, for what it’s worth: you’re strange and odd and a little quirky, but you’ve always been one of the people I’ve liked talking to the most on these boards–and still are. So hang in there, and… you know. Stuff. offers hugs and tequilas
This is good for a giggle or two - especially if you haven’t seen it yet
And kittens are always good
You could watch this youtube video of a wee seal. It worked for me. (His name is Smedley.)
Hey, I almost emailed you the other day. (Although I don’t email strange adjusters as a general rule. My mother warned me about you guys.) I wondered how busy you are with your job, wondered if you ever got up this way, or if you were staff. I am frickin’ swamped up here. We could compare stories, bitch about idiotic homeowners, you could buy me a roof…
There.
I just flashed you.
Me, too. But I’m having great fun picturing the people that have put me in this mood, and picturing myself flinging rotten fruit at them.
I’m easily entertained.
Inigo, what’s that on your shirt?
Hey kiddo – welcome to the wonderful world of normal mood swings. Remember – “a little down” beats hell out of “sunk in an abyss of black depression.”
And yay you for reaching out and asking for help when you need it – another tough one.
My advice – put on some stupid movie that always makes you laugh, and lie on the sofa and watch it with full attention, not while you’re on the computer or playing solitaire or anything. “Blazing Saddles” is good.
You know I care about you –
twicks
Picture a (kinda) hot chick who’s a 36C (me) wearing this t-shirt: http://www.threadless.com/product/333/Nice_Boobies 'Cause you know, **Jonathan Chance ** is right. ::giggle:: I think I’ll wear it on the plane tomorrow on my flight to Maryland.
I [del]want[/del] NEED one of those!
Too funny.
I saw a funny t-shirt the other day. It said “Gold diggers. Like hookers only smarter”
Hey, Inigo, I remember something of your past troubles. If you’re feeling really down, please go seek professional help.
In the meantime, try reading some of the stories here.
Well, I was just recently notified of this bit of wonderfulosity.
Story #2 is my favorite.
That website has greatly improved my life.
As well as kittens, there’s also dachshunds: Dachshunds at play, dachshunds at work, dachshunds in the paddling pool - they never let you down.