Oh, come now, inimical, avuncular hero of malted sodas. There is no forum here specifically for humor. I think we can all agree that the past is over. Your continued sphincter clamping compliance on congruent cognomens is causing me mental losses. Here we are meeting on one of the few highways of the internet where our wings take dream. Let’s work together to put food on our families. That would be compassionate yet conservative. Together we can knock down the tollbooth and vulcanize society!
[sub]point of order?[/sub]
Actually, it has been decreed by the powerful Lynn that there be no jokes in the pit in this thread:
That’s ridiculous. So as long as you rant, it’s OK? Note the officious tone of the dictum, delivering the arbitrary and illogical “truth”, a sinister threat implied by its terseness. You can make jokes as long as they slag somebody or you gripe and bitch into the ether about some slight or annoyance. I can see this administrator, hunched over the CRT, replete with her leather riot chaps and black jack, ever ready to admonish board offenders, kicking poor sods off for making too many jokes in the pit and other myriad infractions, both large and small. Point of order.
All right, then. Fuck it, I’ll, from this point forward, simply ignore your pathetic, plagiarized punditry, poopyhead.
And I think you’re reading too much into Lynn’s Law. She’s merely saying posts, the primary purpose of which is humor, or satire, are better suited to MPSIMS, rather than the Pit.
Now, I gotta ask, where’d you get the picture of Lynn?
**Chronolicht wrote:
The fact that your commander in chief is a complete moron?**
No, he’s not a moron, but he is lacking in communication skills and the ability to give an effective speech, which IMHO is a prequisite for being a good leader. What good is it to have a great speech ready with your plans to make effective and important changes in society when your public speaking skills leaves the audience giggling at your gaffs and pondering your words, wondering what you’re trying to say?
Where’s Henry Higgins when we need him?
Chronolicht, you have made it to the top of my fuckdrop list.
I think your brain has gangrene. Time to amputate.
What’s the problem? Are you a Republican or something? And what is a fuckdrop list? Does this mean we can’t fuck anymore? Did I undermine your sycophantic allegiance to our great leader?
Actually, I think it’s rather funny. The Democrats had 8 years with their guy in office who, while generaly a fine President, had the personal morals of a polyester clad used car salesman in a singles bar at 1:45. The Republicans spent their time mocking and scorning Clinton, and now that their guy is in office, anyone who points out that he’s basically got the IQ of straping tape and the leadership ability of overcooked asparagus is playing dirty. What comes around, goes around, folks. It’s gonna be like this for the next four years.
I’m still trying to figure out why, if I happen to cross the OP’s obvious disdain for Pres. Bush, I’m suddenly a brain dead lemming of a Republican. I don’t get how such a transformation could occur?
Chronolicht, I’m not really a Republican, not really a Democrat. I wasn’t old enough to vote in the last presidential election, and I really don’t know who I would’ve gotten my vote.
“Fuckdrop” is my way of saying Person-who-is-a-waste-of-my-precious-oxygen.
Though, judging from your responses, oxygen is something your brain doesn’t get often.
I am not a republican, and I didn’t think the OP was funny at all.
Nocturne, may I suggest a new sig? “Fighter of fuckdrops”
Oh, and did I mention how im-fucking-pressed I am with Chronolicht’s splendiferous grasp of the vernacular? :rolleyes:
Oh, you bet there is.
I am one of the few people with an actual CD copy of “Hard Times” by “Fresh Bush and the Invisible Man”. It’s a rap song using sound bites from GB the first. Really funny, sometime serious, and all in all well done.
Hell, if you ask me real nice, I’ll play it at the party.
I for one would like to give the OP’s author a hearty “Bravo!”. However, I don’t think the OP is nearly as funny as later posts, which are pure genius.
For for those who are about to be completely whooshed, let me give you a little heads-up.
[sub]He’s just fucking with you.[/sub]
Thanks a lot Munchly. You had to go ruin all the fun. I love the smell of a self-igniting literalist in the morning. It smells like… why, it smells like a vulcanized society!