Make up a word and create a meaning

Nurseated. Fear of nurses.

Flibbertygiblets-a mild non profanity to reset the mind mouth interface when your tonsils get in the way of your tongue causing you to stutter

Actually been using it for that for years

Flaphouse - a breakfast restaurant

Pepcorn - popcorn infused with caffeine

Refungulate (Verb) - To resurrect a zombie thread.

Vegeable - put down the Earl Grey and eat your greens.

Sussurush - a statement which is so slurred in the telling that its meaning is indecipherable

Denialation - a refusal to accept a thing is destroyed.

Disastrophe — see “calamity.”

Upchirp - a very high-pitched hiccup. (Similar to upcroak: an involuntary noise made when a burp and hiccup combine.)

Hubbard brain: when you look for an idea (to contribute to a thread you like, for example) and the cupboard is bare.