The World Gurning Championships take place in September, not in a pub, but at the Egremont Crab Fair, in Cumbria. That’s crab as in crab apple, not crustacean, by the way.
This year’s results:
Obviously “Adrian” was too ashamed to give his surname…
I love the idea of gurning; have always wanted to check out a contest. (I only found out about a few years ago when a friend from a chat room told me about it.)
My dictionary gives it as an alternative spelling of girn (although, oddly, I have only ever seen the “gurn” spelling used).
It says it is “Scottish and northern English dialect”, so I believe it is confined to Britain. Definition: 1) To snarl. 2) To grimace or pull grotesque faces. 3) To complain fretfully or peevishly.
It apparently dates from the 14th century and is itself a variant from of “grin”.
is interesting. I have a mate from Rochdale Lancs who used to describe his dog as “gurning” when she did this irritating singing whine thing, 14th century eh?