So I did eventually try pickling via fermenting. I got four wide mouth mason jars and a kit on Amazon with glass weights and airlock jar tops. I’ve fermented cabbage and gotten pretty good sauerkraut. I’m fermenting some jalapenos now, jury is out.
Fermenting cucumbers was a bit of a bust: I used Persian cucumbers, quartered, with dill and garlic, and… the pickles were soft and mushy. Refrigerator pickles were hands-down better. Further reading seems to show that crisping cucumbers is quite the art. I’ve got some Ball Pickle Crisp in my Amazon cart, and I may try better Persians from a farmer’s market, plus Pickle Crisp, plus maybe dowsing the cucumbers in ice water before pickling. Anyone have tips?