My office manager had to hang a sign in our bathroom regarding no reading while you are doing your thing. We have one employee bathroom for 20 women and some employees were staying in there for half an hour, while the line formed outside. Do your business and get out already!
Dude, Martha Stewart’s spies and reptilian lifestyle consultants work at KMart. Duhh.
Well, duh…that’s what the internet is for! Roadgeeks to the rescue!
Right, which is exactly why he had to alert everyone, because as we all know, K-Mart’s going under, and Martha’s going to jail, but that’s merely the coverstory. The real story is that with K-Mart going down, Martha had to find a way to bail on them, and move in on Wal-Mart (which is ran by the Nordic aliens). The whole business with Imclone was to get her out of her contract with K-Mart. She’d already pulled most of her operatives out of K-Mart, and was gradually moving them into Wal-Mart. Our errant manager slasher discovered this when he walked into the bathroom the day before and caught one of the managers putting on make up to cover up his reptillian nature.