I saw Mamma Mia this afternoon. I’m sorry, but I have to agree with the critics that it’s dreadful. The only good thing about it is the songs, and even then, it’s better just to listen to original Abba recordings.
I could forgive a lot just for the music, but the story was so insultingly stupid, the characters such morons and the performances so over the top and cheesy, that the movie just wasn’t toleable for me. The girl playing the daughter was awful. She’s eye candy, sure, but she overacts all the way through it. Everybody overacts in this thing. It’s like they all think they’re in a stage production. Everybody is shouting all the time and they’re all WAY too over excited, but the daughter ramps it up to where it was almost obnoxious. She needs to tone it down about 12 notches.
And the story is really, REALLY idiotic, even for a chick flick. Seriously, all these dudes are just going to up and go to Greece at the drop of a hat because (they think) some chick they banged 20 years ago is inviting them to her daughter’s wedding? Then they’re all going live secretly in an attic? Then the mom is just going to believe they all showed up at the same time just by coincidence?
And when was this daughter supposed to have been conceived anyway? Supposedly, she’s 20, so she had to have been born c. 1988, but then they show pictures of Pierce Brosnan in 60’s hippie garb and sing about the “time of flower power.” Another character references Johhny Rotten when he talks about the time in question.
I could go on and on and on about the myriad inanities, both large and small in this film, but I won’t. I don’t know anything about the stage show and maybe it all comes from that, but I couldn’t get past how stupid the story was. I think it was also poorly directed and cast. Pierce Brosnan can’t sing. Meryl Streep can, and it goes without saying that she can act. She’s probably the best thing about the movie other than the songs and Amanda Seyfried in a bathing suit, but the material is beneath her. I think even she overdoes it with her overwrought performance of “Winner Takes it all.” This movie needed a director whith the ability to reign in the the overly theatrical performances and honestly, if the script came straight from the stage show, it needed to be overhauled as well.
ETA, for the record, I liked Hairspray, and I thought I would at least enjoy MM for the music, but the horrible story and direction made it difficult. I still have the goddamn title song going through my head, though. What infernal demon wrote all those Abba hooks?