Yah THINK!!
Here is the link!
Note to self: When on trial remember NOT TO MOON THE JURY!!!:wally
Yeah, that’s pretty much a sign that they’ve cracked the case wide open.
Hahahahahaa oh man I don’t have any witty commentary, just laughter.
The defendant was definitely too cheeky to the jury.
Well, at least justass was served…
“Butt, your honor, my client has hit rock bottom and, although I’m behind this jury 100%, I must object to this bum being rear-ended by a guilty verdict.”
Dumbass.
Didja hear about the guy who was found NOT GUILTY
Didja hear about the guy who was foung Not Guilty after flashing the jury?
He was accused of letting his little friend hand out the bottom of his shorts. He flashed the jury in his defense. The jury agreed that he was too small to reach the bottom of his shorts.
I don’t have a cite and I’m too lazy to look for one. I did hear it on the radio, twice.
Ever thought of what you’d like to do if anyone ever mooned you? Since I’ve been able to successfully kill about three big flies by shooting rubber bands at them, I think I might keep some rubber bands handy at all times in case someone decides to offer their buttocks to me for target practice.
‘Flashing’ might be a bit too strong a term. He dropped his pants, although he kept his underwear on. It was to show the folds of skin on his leg. His lawyer, however, did produce polaroids of his small, flacid member to show the jury. In the words of a local DJ, “I woulda just taken the jail time…”