I am not, sir, personally a victim of marsupaphobia; which, in America, tends to manifest as a morbid fear of oppossum. (It is, oddly enough, less apparent in Australia because widespread enthusiasm for alcohol tends to mitigate the symptoms). It is an entirely legitimate form of alternative cognitive enablement, and those who suffer its stigma would be grateful if you did not foster uninformed and pejorative sterotypes. Such is most unseemly on a board that pretends to tolerance and open-mindedness, especially when one has been honored to wear the Jackboots of Cecil.
I am. Fuckers are trying to take over teh internets.
They still smell better than hippies, though.
But they look like shit in jackboots.
You just need to respond with Churchillian wit.
“Aren’t you being materialistic?”
“Yes, and you, Madam, are being judgemental. But in the morning, your hippie friends will have stolen my stereo to buy drugs and you’ll still be a bitch.”
Agreed. Dreadlocks on white people <shudder>.
You know how much better my life would be if I had come from the factory with Churchillian wit installed (optional), rather than the lissenerian wit that came standard?