Man, This is embarrasing!

Man I’d hate to be this guy right about now :eek:

Actually, the headline below that story caught my interest: “Woman shallows (sic) bullet while eating hot dog”. Except how do you ‘shallow’ a bullet?

:eek: I can hear it now:

“Honey, I don’t know what happened! I bent over to pet the cat, farted, and shot the canary!”

I’m sorry, but I expected better from a poster of your caliber…

Now, now. You should know better than to shoot your mouth off like that!

Fire in the hole!!

It could be worse… it could be a case of sabotage…