For what it’s worth, I thought Fiona-the-Ogre was cute.
Waaaaay too cute for the “OMG I’m so hideously ugly how could anyone every love a grotesque thing like me” story. And Donkey affirmed it! And people screamed and fainted in horror at seeing her! WTF? Yeah, she’s green, big deal. I loved the movie, but that one part smacked of adorable little 13 year old girls looking in the mirror, seeing zits and/or braces and sobbing 'cause it means they’re obviously going to spend the rest of their lives alone. Get real.
Ahem.
Anyway, I’ve know a few people who bear a passing resemblance to Fiona (squat button nose, chubby cheeks, etc.) and not one of them ever elicited screams of horror from passerby. I doubt your friend does.
That said, I probably wouldn’t mention it to her either.
When Tootsie came out, I (at the age of ten or eleven) said to my mother on the way out of the cinema, “Man, she sure looked like Dad’s mom, didn’t she?” Referring, of course, to the unfortunate but undeniable resemblance between Dustin Hoffman in drag and my grandmother.
My mother’s response: “Yeah, it’d be best if you didn’t say anything.”
I’m female and straight, and therefore only marginally qualified to judge, but I thought Fiona-Ogress was adorable! Not super-model material, obviously, but cute as a button. Granted, the snub-nose look isn’t everyone’s cup of tea, but I have trouble imagining a guy who did like that cute-girl look turning her down (okay, not counting the green aspect - that would be a tad disconcerting!)
I don’t think my friend, or Fiona, for that matter, is ugly. Not at all. But . . . there is an ogre cartoon character that looks exactly like a girl I know! Do you understand just how hard it is to have a normal conversation with her?
I am not talking about a slight resemblance in the nose, here. They might well have traced a photo of her for the animation! This is a fairly nice girl and I actually like her some, aside from a bit of annoyance over her need to be rescued.
She looked like a lot of women from where I grew up. Nice country girls, mostly a mix of British Isles and Norwegian heritage.
And for the record I thought Ogre Fiona was way cuter than Human Fiona. I guess I just like cuddly girls. I don’t know, I thought that nose was adorable. It was definitely a case of Hollywood Ugly. (Oh, just take off your glasses, let down your hair, you’ll find you actually resemble a supermodel.)
Well, I guess this is what you were getting at but when I saw Shrek, I thought Fiona-Ogre looked like some black women I come in contact with. And was built a little like a couple.
All through the movie, I was thinking “they made her look black and called her ugly. What’s going on here?”
For the record. I thought she looked black, but I didn’t think she looked ugly – I was just suprised she was supposed to be so hideous.
I didn’t think Fiona was ugly either, but then, I don’t think they were really trying to make her ugly - just so hideously different from everyone else. I mean, even Shrek himself wasn’t ugly.
But I did know a woman that looked just like Esmeralda (I think that was her name) from the Smurfs. Anyone remember her? I mean, right down to the wart on the nose. I could barely look at her without wanting to just giggle, simply because the resemblance was so striking.
No, Eisner was the model for the bad-guy in the the first movie. The little dude, whose name completely escapes me at this point (Farquat?) No way would Katzenberg model a *hero * on Eisner!
He doesn’t look exactly like Lithgow. And in case you didn’t get the joke, Farqhuad is a corruption of “f&ck wad” and it’s also making fun of Eisner being short and his whole Disney kingdom. Personally, I love when real life stuff like this gets rolled into films. I wonder if they’ll do anything like that in II. Oh, and I love having kids so I have an excuse to catch all of the kids’ films.
a) I got SO tired of people who thought the inside jokes were dumb, and kept criticizing the little jokes (“please keep off of the grass, clean your hands wipe your…FACE…”) and acted like they were above all that. Then again, that’s what I get for obsessively reading Fametracker.
2: Fiona was adorable. That’s the one thing I really hated about that movie…“put a few pounds on her and turn her green and she’s…HIDEOUS!” Yeah, well…Chuck U. Farley. She was adorable AND had a better range of facial expressions in her Ogre form.
Third - I can definitely see where one wouldn’t want to tell a friend about the resemblence, though. “You look JUST like Ogre Fiona from ‘Shrek!’ No, I mean, I thought she was cute. For an Ogre. I mean, cuter than Human Fiona because she looked cuddlier. LET’S GO GET COFFEE AND FORGET THIS CONVERSATION HAPPENED.”