Man, this is so mean. I am sorry. No I'm not.

I know her! No I don’t but hey it happens…

This really happened: i was at the zoo, in the bonobo/chimp quarters and a couple walks up and I over hear him say to her, “See that one in there, dont’ he look like Zeke?” And she murmured her agreement!

Yo zeke when they let you out of the cage man?!

Beautiful women have moments of thinking they’re ugly. And us average women even more so. I can’t imagine being an actual ogre and not thinking you were ugly.

It’s fourth on SwagBucks, which is a front-end-with-sponsored-results to Google.

How about beautiful zombies, average zombies, and ogre zombies?

This thread needs some braaaaaaaan.

Follow-up thought.

Resolved: Generally, reviving threads in MPSIMS that have been idle for a year or more, where the reviving poster is neither providing an update to the original situation nor contributing to a no-longer-timely discussion, the thread shall not be locked but shall be subject to zombie jokes.

They’re climbin’ in your window, they’re snatching your OPs up…