The exchange went something like this:
Trump attorney Susan Necheles: Isn’t it a fact you keep posting on social media how you’re going to be instrumental in putting President Trump in jail?
Daniels: Show me where I said I’d be “instrumental in putting President Trump in jail”.
Necheles: Alright. If we could show the witness J-43, please… Do you recognize that as your post?
Daniels: Yes. And I don’t see the word “instrumental” or “jail”.
Necheles: Blow it up a little bit more. (they display the post for everyone to see.) You were responding to the post, someone else’s post there?
Daniels: Yes. Someone calling me a “human toilet”. So I capitalized on the joke.
Necheles: The other post “Michael Cohen and Stormy Daniels a/k/a the human toilet are star witnesses.” Right?
Daniels: Yes.
Necheles: You said, “Exactly. Making me the best person to flush the orange turd down.”
Daniels: Yes. …I don’t see “instrumental” or “jail” there. You’re putting words in my mouth.
Necheles: So, when you said you were “the best person to flush the orange turd down” you weren’t saying you were going to be instrumental in causing him to be convicted of a crime; that was not what you meant?
Daniels: No.
Necheles: What does that mean?
Daniels: I am pretty sure it is hyperbole. If somebody calls me a “toilet”, I say I can “flush” somebody. See how that works?
Necheles: You said you were going to “flush” President Trump?
Daniels: I didn’t say “President Trump”. It says “orange turd”. So if that’s what’s interpreted by you…
Necheles: What do you mean?
Daniels: I don’t know what I mean.
Necheles: You have no idea…
Daniels: I’m also not a toilet, so it’s all…
Necheles: I’m asking whether you knew what you meant when you said “orange turd”?
Daniels: Yes, I do.
Necheles: What did you mean?
Daniels: I meant I’m not a “human toilet”, so if they want to make fun of me, I can make fun of them.
Necheles: You don’t want to admit you meant Mr. Trump.
Daniels: I absolutely meant Mr. Trump.
Necheles: Why did you say no?
Daniels: It doesn’t say “instrumental” and “putting him in jail”.
I typed this out from my recording of Lawrence O’Donnell’s show tonight where he had all of this up on screen as he read it out. The closest I have to an actual cite for this is from CNN where they cover most of this back and forth.
I like the actual back and forth because it pretty much lays out what a fucking moron Necheles appears to be. If I could find a transcript of testimony there are plenty of other spots where it is clear all of these lawyers are making fools of themselves, presumably because they are letting DTJ dictate their line of questioning.