Maybe the crane is non-operative?
All his color has gone into his diaper?
Have you ever noticed Trump speaks in hashtags?
I’m cautiously optimistic that this criminal trial might result in conviction before the election, and could have him incarcerated.
There’s only so much that slathering on bronzer can do.
That’s probbly a good description of what passes for his thought process.
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In all seriousness, as much as it sounds like (and kinda is) a joke, I think that’s just what happens when you never think more than three words out.
His own hair dressers have actually said the reason for his hair color being all over the place is because he won’t sit still long enough for them to get it to a consistent color.
More Rustoleum Copper than Tangerine?
Probably this color:
But it could be:
or:
Anyway: it does sound like the judge slammed the door on Team Trump’s delaying shenanigans:
Making wild claims without evidence? How unlike Trump and his lawyers… /s
Obviously the judge is a member of the Dope!
Just love judges like that—by the book and tolerating no nonsense.
Merchan grew impatient, pressing Trump lawyer Todd Blanche to cite even a single legal precedent for his argument.
When the lawyer couldn’t, the judge laid into him, saying: “You’re literally accusing the Manhattan DA’s office and the people assigned to this case of engaging in prosecutorial misconduct and of trying to make me complicit in it. And you don’t have a single cite to support that position.”
Yet another Trump lawyer on the road to disbarment? 
Give him time…
todd blanche is one of the more competent lawyers on team trump. trump is now compromising the “good lawyers”.
Everything Trump Touches Turns To Shit.
This is how it should have gone down in Georgia.
And how it usually would go down. You aren’t going to successfully defend a case by trying to impugn the integrity of the prosecutor, and especially not the courts or the justice system writ large.
This judge is not fucking around.
I am so happy to see it. Well done, Judge Merchan!!
Conviction seems likely by, say, late May, but then I’d be genuinely surprised if he was incarcerated for what’s essentially a white collar crime while pending his appeal (which, let’s be honest, is still going to be pending come the November elections). Given my druthers, this was NOT the trial I was hoping would go first. Ideally, the Jan 6 trial would the most important one to resolve prior to the elections.
Cohen was incarcerated. Is Trump less culpable?