Man's Best Friend

Reading the thread title, I keep hearing Charlie Brown’s voice after Snoopy booos him at the Christmas play.

There is some evil force in the universe that matches people with dogs. Most dogs are better than their owners.

I do not own a dog because I am not personally well-suited to give a dog what needs.

For once, sir, I applaud you. So many zit-brains in this world refuse to even think that far ahead.