This was voted “Best Speech of the Millenium” by William Safire in the New York Times Magazine. It was spoken by George Graham Vest, from the oxymoronic home of Sweet Springs in Saline County, Missouri.
Vest was a member of the Confederate Congress during the Civil War, and from 1879 to 1903 he was a Senator from Missouri. He is remembered, however, for a speech he made as a young lawyer and repeated hundreds of times throughout his life.
Vest was representing a plaintiff who sued a neighbor for the killing of his dog. He ignored his client’s charges and the defendant’s testimony; instead, he won the case with this summation:
Is that awesome or what? Chokes me up every time I read it. They don’t write speeches like that about cats.
“You should tell the truth, expose the lies and live in the moment.” - Bill Hicks
at one point i had two cats, two fostered baby deer mice, and a dog in alabama-- now i have two cats, a dog here, a dog in alabama, and a common cat we in my complex feed/care for-- all of whom came to me by sheer circumstance and all of whom deserve the same memorial when they pass. i have been fortunate to know them all.
the hog squeal of the universe is coming from my modem!