My handle should provide me some fodder for wit, but…nope. 
I can’t do anything right today; I’ve been all thumbs.
Just don’t bite off more than you can chew.
But… but… we’re counting on you!
Witnesses are reported to have heard the biter muttering, “Health-care is prescioussss, yes, prescioussss…”
There sure has been a lot of finger pointing when it comes to this health care issue.
I’ve said hi to him plenty of times, but I’ve decided it’s just not worth it to engage him in political discourse. We rarely see each other in places where that would happen anyway.
Aww, you are just too cuticle!
AFAIK even the police reported that it can not yet (or not ever) assign all the blame on the one that bit the finger off. Many times when a street fight like this takes place, the person that is doing the biting usually does it as a defensive move when he/she is being pin down or hit upon.