March Madness: Sexiest ladies of the 90s, ROUND 1 [Voting over]

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Television

  1. Jennifer Aniston

  2. Tiffani Amber Thiessen

  3. Sarah Michelle Gellar

  4. Jessica Biel

  5. Maura Tierney

  6. Christina Applegate

  7. Teri Hatcher

  8. Nicole Eggert

Music

  1. Fiona Apple

  2. Britney Spears

  3. Mariah Carey

  4. Gwen Stafani

  5. Lisa Loeb

  6. Jewel

  7. Christina Aguilera

  8. Aaliyah

Movies

  1. Joey Lauren Adams

  2. Shannon Elizabeth

  3. Christina Ricci

  4. Liv Tyler

  5. Bridget Fonda

  6. Marisa Tomei

  7. Nicole Kidman

  8. Jennifer Love Hewitt

Other/Overflow

  1. Anna Kournikova

  2. Claudia Schiffer

  3. Shirley Manson (lead singer of Garbage)

  4. Tia Carrere

  5. Cindy Crawford

  6. Silvia Saint (porn star)

  7. Kathy Ireland

  8. Carmen Electra

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Television

  1. Jennifer Aniston

  2. Tiffani Amber Thiessen

  3. Keri Russell

  4. Jessica Biel

  5. Courtney Cox

  6. Jennie Garth

  7. Teri Hatcher

  8. Heather Locklear

Music

  1. Shania Twain

  2. Britney Spears

  3. Mariah Carey

  4. Toni Braxton

  5. Beyonce Knowles

  6. Jewel

  7. Christina Aguilera

  8. Faith Hill

Movies

  1. Elizabeth Hurley

  2. Shannon Elizabeth

  3. Heather Graham

  4. Alicia Silverstone

  5. Sandra Bullock

  6. Marisa Tomei

  7. Denise Richards

  8. Jennifer Love Hewitt

Other/Overflow

  1. Anna Kournikova

  2. Claudia Schiffer

  3. Tyra Banks

  4. Elle MacPherson

  5. Cindy Crawford

  6. Jenna Jameson

  7. Kathy Ireland

  8. Carmen Electra

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Yeah, when I saw the thread title, I thought to myself “Hm, I should double-check when Mask of Zorro came out, because if that was the 90s, then Catherine Zeta-Jones wins”.

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  1. Jennifer Aniston

  2. Tiffani Amber Thiessen

  3. Keri Russell

  4. Jessica Biel

  5. Maura Tierney

  6. Christina Applegate

  7. Danielle Fishel (Topanga from “Boy Meets World”)

  8. Heather Locklear
    Music

  9. Shania Twain

  10. Sheryl Crow

  11. Liz Phair

  12. Gwen Stafani

  13. Lisa Loeb

  14. Lauren Hill

  15. Christina Aguilera

  16. Aaliyah

Movies

  1. Joey Lauren Adams

  2. Shannon Elizabeth

  3. Heather Graham

  4. Liv Tyler

  5. Bridget Fonda

  6. Marisa Tomei

  7. Denise Richards

  8. Neve Campbell

Other/Overflow

  1. Anna Kournikova

  2. Claudia Schiffer

  3. Shirley Manson (lead singer of Garbage)

  4. Tia Carrere

  5. Cindy Crawford

  6. Silvia Saint

  7. Kathy Ireland

  8. Carmen Electra

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Natalie Imbruglia.

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My picks.

Television
16. Gillian Anderson

  1. Tiffani Amber Thiessen

  2. Keri Russell

  3. Jessica Biel

  4. Maura Tierney

  5. Jennie Garth

  6. Teri Hatcher

  7. Heather Locklear

Music
16. Fiona Apple

  1. Sheryl Crow

  2. Liz Phair

  3. Gwen Stafani

  4. Lisa Loeb

  5. Lauren Hill

  6. Jennifer Lopez

  7. Aaliyah

Movies

  1. Elizabeth Hurley

  2. Minnie Driver

  3. Heather Graham

  4. Liv Tyler

  5. Sandra Bullock

  6. Marisa Tomei

  7. Nicole Kidman

  8. Jennifer Love Hewitt

Other/Overflow

  1. Anna Kournikova

  2. Claudia Schiffer

  3. Shirley Manson (lead singer of Garbage)

  4. Elle MacPherson

  5. Cindy Crawford

  6. Silvia Saint (porn star)

  7. Kathy Ireland

  8. Carmen Electra
    /The absence of a few of my favorites like the aforementioned Catherine Zeta Jones and Monica Bellucci made me consider boycotting this tournament but, at the last second, I decided to participate.
    //This also has been pointed out but why would you pair Winona Ryder and Marisa Tomei in the first round? That’s wasting a good match-up.
    ///Do we have to go entirely by physical appearance? I ask this because I picked some women not because I thought they were hotter than the other choice but rather due to other factors like talent, intelligence, and advocacy of an asinine and dangerous cause.

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Television

  1. Jennifer Aniston

  2. Tiffani Amber Thiessen

  3. Sarah Michelle Gellar

  4. Elizabeth Berkley

  5. Maura Tierney

  6. Christina Applegate

  7. Danielle Fishel (Topanga from “Boy Meets World”)

  8. Heather Locklear

Music

  1. Shania Twain

  2. Britney Spears

  3. Liz Phair

  4. Gwen Stafani

  5. Lisa Loeb

  6. Jewel

  7. Christina Aguilera

  8. Faith Hill

Movies

  1. Elizabeth Hurley

  2. Shannon Elizabeth

  3. Heather Graham

  4. Alicia Silverstone

  5. Sandra Bullock

  6. Marisa Tomei

  7. Denise Richards

  8. Neve Campbell

Other/Overflow

  1. Anna Kournikova

  2. Claudia Schiffer

  3. Tyra Banks

  4. Tia Carrere

  5. Cindy Crawford

  6. Silvia Saint (porn star)

  7. Kathy Ireland

  8. Jenny McCarthy

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Television

  1. Jennifer Aniston

  2. Shannon Doherty

  3. Sarah Michelle Gellar

  4. Jessica Biel

  5. Courtney Cox

  6. Christina Applegate

  7. Teri Hatcher

  8. Heather Locklear

Music

  1. Shania Twain

  2. Sheryl Crow

  3. Liz Phair

  4. Toni Braxton

  5. Lisa Loeb

  6. Jewel

  7. Christina Aguilera

  8. Faith Hill

Movies

  1. Elizabeth Hurley

  2. Shannon Elizabeth

  3. Heather Graham

  4. Alicia Silverstone

  5. Bridget Fonda

  6. Winona Ryder

  7. Nicole Kidman

  8. Jennifer Love Hewitt

Other/Overflow

  1. Anna Kournikova

  2. Claudia Schiffer

  3. Tyra Banks

  4. Elle MacPherson

  5. Cindy Crawford

  6. Silvia Saint (porn star)

  7. Kathy Ireland

  8. Carmen Electra

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No Scarlet Johannsen or Charlize Theron?

Television

  1. Jennifer Aniston

  2. Tiffani Amber Thiessen (psycho is a turnoff)

  3. Keri Russell (Gellar was better looking before she started losing all that weight in the later seasons of Buffy, granted, I haven’t watched her in her latest series)

  4. Elizabeth Berkley

  5. Courtney Cox

  6. Christina Applegate

  7. Teri Hatcher

  8. Heather Locklear

Music

  1. Shania Twain

  2. Sheryl Crow

  3. Liz Phair

  4. Toni Braxton

  5. Beyonce Knowles

  6. Jewel

  7. Jennifer Lopez

  8. Faith Hill

Movies

  1. Elizabeth Hurley

  2. Shannon Elizabeth

  3. Heather Graham

  4. Alicia Silverstone

  5. Bridget Fonda

  6. Marisa Tomei

  7. Nicole Kidman

  8. Jennifer Love Hewitt

Other/Overflow

  1. Anna Kournikova

  2. Claudia Schiffer

  3. Tyra Banks

  4. Elle MacPherson

  5. Cindy Crawford

  6. Jenna Jameson

  7. Kathy Ireland

  8. Carmen Electra

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Television

  1. Jennifer Aniston

  2. Tiffani Amber Thiessen

  3. Sarah Michelle Gellar

  4. Jessica Biel

  5. Courtney Cox

  6. Christina Applegate

  7. Teri Hatcher

  8. Heather Locklear
    Music

  9. Shania Twain

  10. Britney Spears

  11. Mariah Carey

  12. Toni Braxton

  13. Beyonce Knowles

  14. Lauren Hill

  15. Jennifer Lopez

  16. Aaliyah

Movies

  1. Joey Lauren Adams

  2. Shannon Elizabeth

  3. Heather Graham

  4. Liv Tyler

  5. Sandra Bullock

  6. Marisa Tomei

  7. Denise Richards

  8. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Other/Overflow

  9. Anna Kournikova

  10. Claudia Schiffer

  11. Tyra Banks

  12. Elle MacPherson

  13. Cindy Crawford

  14. Jenna Jameson

  15. Pamela Anderson

  16. Carmen Electra

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Television

  1. Jennifer Aniston

  2. Tiffani Amber Thiessen

  3. Keri Russell

  4. Jessica Biel

  5. Courtney Cox

  6. Christina Applegate

  7. Teri Hatcher

  8. Heather Locklear

Music

  1. Shania Twain

  2. Britney Spears

  3. Mariah Carey

  4. Gwen Stafani

  5. Lisa Loeb

  6. Jewel

  7. Christina Aguilera

  8. Faith Hill

Movies

  1. Elizabeth Hurley

  2. Shannon Elizabeth

  3. Christina Ricci

  4. Alicia Silverstone

  5. Sandra Bullock

  6. Marisa Tomei

  7. Nicole Kidman

  8. Neve Campbell

Other/Overflow
16. Kennedy (MTV VJ)

  1. Nancy Kerrigan

  2. Tyra Banks

  3. Elle MacPherson

  4. Cindy Crawford

  5. Jenna Jameson

  6. Pamela Anderson

  7. Jenny McCarthy

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I voted for as they were at the time. Some had more staying power. I voted for Kennedy because she went to my high school. I find it hilarious that you specified the Sylvia Saint was a porn star, but not Jenna Jameson.

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Television

  1. Jennifer Aniston

  2. Tiffani Amber Thiessen

  3. Sarah Michelle Gellar

  4. Elizabeth Berkley

  5. Courtney Cox

  6. Jennie Garth

  7. Danielle Fishel (Topanga from “Boy Meets World”)

  8. Nicole Eggert
    Music

  9. Shania Twain

  10. Britney Spears

  11. Mariah Carey

  12. Gwen Stafani

  13. Beyonce Knowles

  14. Jewel

  15. Jennifer Lopez

  16. Faith Hill
    Movies

  17. Elizabeth Hurley

  18. Shannon Elizabeth

  19. Christina Ricci

  20. Alicia Silverstone

  21. Sandra Bullock

  22. Winona Ryder

  23. Denise Richards

  24. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Other/Overflow

  25. Anna Kournikova

  26. Claudia Schiffer

  27. Tyra Banks

  28. Elle MacPherson

  29. Anna Nicole Smith

  30. Silvia Saint (porn star)

  31. Pamela Anderson

  32. Jenny McCarthy

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Should have been included:

Halle Berry
Demi Moore
Kate Winslet
Jennifer Connelly

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Television
16. Gillian Anderson

  1. Tiffani Amber Thiessen

  2. Sarah Michelle Gellar

  3. Jessica Biel

  4. Maura Tierney

  5. Christina Applegate

  6. Teri Hatcher

  7. Heather Locklear

Music

  1. Shania Twain

  2. Sheryl Crow

  3. Liz Phair

  4. Toni Braxton

  5. Lisa Loeb

  6. Jewel

  7. Jennifer Lopez

  8. Faith Hill

Movies

  1. Elizabeth Hurley

  2. Shannon Elizabeth

  3. Heather Graham

  4. Alicia Silverstone

  5. Bridget Fonda

  6. Winona Ryder

  7. Nicole Kidman

  8. Jennifer Love Hewitt

Other/Overflow
16. Kennedy (MTV VJ)

  1. Claudia Schiffer

  2. Tyra Banks

  3. Tia Carrere

  4. Cindy Crawford

  5. Silvia Saint (porn star)

  6. Kathy Ireland

  7. Carmen Electra

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Sure, I’ll play.

Television

  1. Jennifer Aniston

  2. Tiffani Amber Thiessen

  3. Sarah Michelle Gellar

  4. Jessica Biel

  5. Courtney Cox

  6. Christina Applegate

  7. Teri Hatcher

  8. Heather Locklear
    Music

  9. Fiona Apple

  10. Sheryl Crow

  11. Mariah Carey

  12. Gwen Stafani

  13. Beyonce Knowles

  14. Jewel

  15. Christina Aguilera

  16. Faith Hill
    Movies

  17. Elizabeth Hurley

  18. Shannon Elizabeth

  19. Heather Graham

  20. Alicia Silverstone

  21. Bridget Fonda

  22. Marisa Tomei

  23. Denise Richards

  24. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Other/Overflow

  25. Anna Kournikova

  26. Claudia Schiffer

  27. Tyra Banks

  28. Tia Carrere

  29. Cindy Crawford

  30. Silvia Saint (porn star)

  31. Kathy Ireland

  32. Carmen Electra

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Television
16. Gillian Anderson

  1. Tiffani Amber Thiessen

  2. Sarah Michelle Gellar

  3. Elizabeth Berkley

  4. Maura Tierney

  5. Christina Applegate

  6. Teri Hatcher

  7. Heather Locklear

Music

  1. Shania Twain

  2. Sheryl Crow

  3. Liz Phair

  4. Gwen Stafani

  5. Beyonce Knowles

  6. Jewel

  7. Jennifer Lopez

  8. Faith Hill

Movies

  1. Elizabeth Hurley

  2. Shannon Elizabeth

  3. Heather Graham

  4. Liv Tyler

  5. Bridget Fonda

  6. Marisa Tomei

  7. Nicole Kidman

  8. Jennifer Love Hewitt

Other/Overflow

  1. Anna Kournikova

  2. Claudia Schiffer

  3. Shirley Manson (lead singer of Garbage)

  4. Tia Carrere

  5. Cindy Crawford

  6. Jenna Jameson

  7. Pamela Anderson

  8. Carmen Electra

One of the hottest moments of 90s for me was when I saw Garbage on the 2.0 tour. Someone threw something (water bottle? beer cup?) at the stage. Shirley stopped the song and began screaming at the pit in a thick Scottish brogue " 'ew did that? By God, if I *ever *find out 'ew did that I will come down there and make you wish you’d never been born!!!" She glared at the pit for a little while, then nodded at Butch to restart the song. I was too far back to reach the stage, but I was ready to volunteer “It was me. Please kick my ass Shirly, please?!?”

Fake Jenna and faker Sylvia?? Come on, where’s Kobe Tai?

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And voting is done for the first round. I’ll tally and get round 2 up later today.

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I’m sorry, but 1990’s Pamela Anderson was already too plastic and freaky-looking. Bring on the 1980’s Pamela Anderson.

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And here are the results:

Jennifer Aniston X-ed out Gillian Anderson, 19-7
Tiffani Amber Thiessen proved she was the queen bitch of 90210 by beating Shannon Doherty, 22-4
Sarah Michell Gellar slayed a late-surging Keri Russell, 15-11
The bell couldn’t save Elizabeth Berkley against** Jessica Biel**, 19-12
Maura Tierney was no friend to Courtney Cox, 14-12
Christina Applegate pulled the upset against Jennie Garth, 21-5
Teri Hatcher’s womanliness was no match for Danielle Fishel’s pouty lips, 17-14
Heather Locklear out-blonded Nicole Eggert, 20-6

Shania Twain’s beating of Fiona Apple was almost criminal, 20-6
Britney Spears went crazy on Sheryl Crow, 15-11
Liz Phair upsets Mariah Carey into exile, 14-11
Gwen Stefani no doubt beat Toni Braxton, 18-8
Lisa Loeb stays in by defeating Beyonce Knowles, 14-12
**Jewel **took these foolish games and beat Lauren Hill, 16-10
Christina Aguilera sent J-Lo back to the block, 15-11
Faith Hill went country on Aaliyah, 20-6

Elizabeth Hurley powers over Joey Lauren Adams, 21-5
Shannon Elizabeth shaved off Minnie Driver, 24-2
Heather Graham rolled over Christina Ricci, 19-7
Alicia Silverstone won the Aerosmith dual against Liv Tyler, 15-11
Sandra Bullock sped over Bridget Fonda in an upset, 17-9
Marisa Tomei rode over Winona Ryder, 15-11
Nicole Kidman cruised over Denise Richards, 15-11
Jennifer Love Hewitt partied over Neve Campbell, 17-9

Anna Kournikova aced Kennedy, 22-3
Claudia Schiffer clubbed Nancy Kerrigan, 24-2
Tyra Banks took out the garbage with Shirley Manson, 16-9
Elle MacPherson blitzed over Tia Carrere, 16-10
Cindy Crawford out-moled Anna Nicole Smith, 21-5
Jenna Jameson pulled out the money shot at the last second against Sylvia Saint, 13-12
Kathy Ireland with the major upset over Pam Anderson, 20-6
Carmen Electra singled out Jenny McCarthy, 18-7
On to ROUND 2!