It’s that time of year again- March Madness! Where 64 is whittled down to 32 is pared down to 16 is squeezed down to 8 is chipped away to 4 is filleted to 2 and from there a champ-een is crowned victorious!
As I thought about possible tournament themes, I found myself waxing nostalgic for my coming-of-age years, and it got me thinking about the all the famous ladies that (unknowingly) helped usher a young Happy into glorious manhood. Television vixons, Silver Screen starlets, singers, and models and more.
And so I came up with a field of 64 of the hottest (in my opinion) women of the 1990s. I’ve broken them down by field (Television, Movies, Music, and Other/Overflow). Obviously, some of these women crossed genres, and some of the brackets were overflowing with candidates, and so some of them ended up in the “Other/Overflow” bracket.
Here’s how voting works: In each pairing, you vote for who you think is the sexier of the two. At the end of voting (3am Friday, March 9), the votes will be tallied, and the winners will move on to the next round. Ties will be decided by the flip of a coin.
I was going to include pictures, but the amount of googling and coding would keep me busy until April, so I decided against it. Google search, if you must. The rankings were done based on my own personal preference, the personal preference of a trusted friend, and drawing from a hat. Some ladies were included, not because we thought they were particularly hot, but because they were commonly thought of as “hot” or because we had a hole to fill, pardon the expression. Obviously, not every sexy female could be included, so I apologize in advance if your particular favorite was left off the bracket. No write-ins please.
Gay, straight, man or woman: Everyone is encourage to vote…but only once per round!
So without further ado:
Television
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Jennifer Aniston
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Gillian Anderson
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Tiffani Amber Thiessen
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Shannon Doherty
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Sarah Michelle Gellar
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Keri Russell
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Jessica Biel
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Elizabeth Berkley
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Maura Tierney
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Courtney Cox
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Jennie Garth
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Christina Applegate
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Teri Hatcher
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Danielle Fishel (Topanga from “Boy Meets World”)
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Heather Locklear
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Nicole Eggert
Music
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Shania Twain
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Fiona Apple
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Britney Spears
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Sheryl Crow
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Mariah Carey
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Liz Phair
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Gwen Stafani
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Toni Braxton
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Beyonce Knowles
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Lisa Loeb
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Lauren Hill
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Jewel
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Jennifer Lopez
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Christina Aguilera
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Faith Hill
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Aaliyah
Movies
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Elizabeth Hurley
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Joey Lauren Adams
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Shannon Elizabeth
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Minnie Driver
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Heather Graham
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Christina Ricci
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Alicia Silverstone
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Liv Tyler
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Bridget Fonda
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Sandra Bullock
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Marisa Tomei
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Winona Ryder
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Denise Richards
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Nicole Kidman
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Jennifer Love Hewitt
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Neve Campbell
Other/Overflow
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Anna Kournikova
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Kennedy (MTV VJ)
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Claudia Schiffer
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Nancy Kerrigan
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Tyra Banks
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Shirley Manson (lead singer of Garbage)
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Elle MacPherson
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Tia Carrere
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Cindy Crawford
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Anna Nicole Smith
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Jenna Jameson
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Silvia Saint (porn star)
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Pamela Anderson
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Kathy Ireland
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Carmen Electra
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Jenny McCarthy