What ever you say Kalley. But I think my heraldic device should be wind-up. I wouldn’t want it to run out of juice just when I need it most and I didn’t pack along enough batteries.
See, I don’t have this problem, because my boots were made for walkin’. All I have to do is say, “Ready, boots? Start walkin’!” and off we go.
(emphasis mine)
I mis-read this as oysters dildo initially. :eek:
I don’t even want to know what an oyster dildo is or how it would be used. The mind boggles. :eek: :eek:
On further reflection, I guess that was pretty Freudian, huh? Maybe I shouldn’t reveal so much about myself.
Oh, well, too late now. 
[sub]Me too… :o[/sub]
And just why would an oyster need a dildo? Or for that matter a diablo. BTW, I have no idea why oysters diablo is called that. They were kinda spicy but not real spicy. So I have no idea what makes em diablo. I’ve had chicken diablo before. It was kinda spicy. Maybe diablo means made by demon possessed oysters or chickens? Can pork be diablo? beef? other seafood? We need us a diablo expert!
-swampbear(who likes typing diablo)
Yay! I’m not alone! 
Guess everyone knows what we’re thinking about! :o 
I’m too lazy to read through a whole thread looking for a single incident right now. Anyone want to give us the Reader’s Digest version or at least link to the post (I know that Rue knows how to link to posts, and nobody knows noses like Neosinephrin).
And I’m not afraid to model tight, shiny pants for bears. Or any other of Og’s loveable creatures. Especially if they’re buying the beers. Just look and don’t touch is my motto.
Wha?
Well that takes all the fun out of it. Except for the fact that it probably preserves your marriage. Minor detail.
Well, they might be allowed to touch if large, generous cash donations (tips) were provided. I’m not insensitive to customer demand, you know.
In the crease of last week’s thread where it goes from page 1 to page 2, Bumba riffs on Pirates and pulls out Ray Stevens’ The Pirate Song in which there are the lines:
I want to sing and dance,
I want to be a pirate in the Pirates of Penzance.
Wear me silver buckled slippers and me tight, shiney pants
Now Pirates = shiney pants.
It’s a strange ol’ World. Innit?
scout I say we keep giving Shibb beer and see how far we can get.
BTW, I found the MMP buried on the second page. On Wednesday yet! Come on people get busy. Looks like the night shift is slacking again.
Oh, and I now have DSL. swampy has entered the 21st century!
Pffft - DSL. I have broadband cable! Yay me! 
Happy Wednesday, all. We have 5 tickets for tonight’s $32M lotto drawing. If I win, I’ll take all MMP-ers on a cruise. Maybe the rest of the board, too, but only the coolest of the cool hang out in the MMP. So you all will definitely get to go.
If we win.
Trying to bribe providence, eh? That’ll never work. I think the two lottos you can get near here are $54 and $77 million, respectively. If I win, then I’ll take you all to steak dinner. Wherever you like.
Can we go on an Alaskan cruise FCM? I always wanted to do that.
I thought about broadband cable, but then remembered just how often the digital cable goes off round these parts and how much I despise Mediacom (our cable company) and went with BellSouth DSL.
-swampbear (wishing cooties on Mediacom)
Will you wear the tight shiny pants to dinner Shibb?
For that kind of money I could wear any pants you like to dinner.
Shibb, what kind of money would it take for you to not wear any pants to dinner?
Hey, swampy what happened to your cool sig line? (I’ll take any kind of fame I can get)
I came this close to being a named lady doper in the sig line, and some Norma Jean slut beats me out!
I still say give him enough beer and we can get Shibb to take his pants off.
Kallessa just for you I’m turning on my sig line.
Now I just need to keep the competition going… one group paying me money to take my pants off, and the other to put them back on. I’ll be just like Sylvester McMonkey McBean. Heh-heh.
Oops, was that aloud?
Hmm… the 3.5 year old indeed makes it tough.
In a couple years, I’d say Apples To Apples: Junior
or classics like Othello, Connect Four, Checkers. (Unfortunately two player games would require taking turns or playing in teams to involve the whole family)
Hmm… maybe with someone to whisper the word in his ear he could play Pictionary Junior.
Dexterity games might be fun, even if he’s not good at them yet, like Jenga, Kerplunk, don’t break the ice, or even Carabande.
Drat… ask me again in like 4 or 5 years and I’ll have all kinds of suggestions.