Mark Wahlberg on 9/11 Plane: I Would Have Beat Terrorists, Landed It Safely

Now, now, now; I can totally picture a scenario where Mark Wahlberg’s bresence on the plane would have foiled the hijackers – he pinches a stewardess’ ass, he mouths off when she objects, matters escalate into an altercation, he attacks one of those damn ay-rabs, the damn ay-rab and his buddies whip out their box cutters, security removes all involved…