OK that would be illegal, but this amazing reenactment of an acid trip will get dropped on the fans with every hometown home run:
New Miami Marlins HR Structure
Dear Lord, I cannot believe this is for real, but there are pics of it being under construction so apparently it is. It reaches high enough to reach above the middle level of seats, too. And has sound effects. :eek:
Like, groovy, man.
Far out.
It’s a deep shot to right field…he’s going back…back…it’s outta h----whoa. The colors.
And they tore down the Orange Bowl for this monstrosity…
Will the Marlins be taking that thing with them when they move to Las Vegas in 10 years?
Confused laugh Wait… what? Seriously?
If they win the World Series, is Elton John going to pop out of that thing?
Shouldn’t that area be occupied by something like, you know, seats?
On the other hand, anything that inspires writing like this:
has already served some useful purpose.
Of course, the way we’re going through ballparks these days, it won’t be around long. In a generation, the stadium that was brand new on opening day will be torn down after the All Star break.
It’s the Marlins. I don’t think they are expecting to need a lot of those.
Grant is the best.
Give it a season, and you might actually see that thing activate a couple of times.
Oh my God… did you see their new logo?
It looks like an album cover for Miami Sound Machine. Merciful mother of Christ.
At least it’ll be easy to brand the corporate tie-ins to Pride Week.
Hey, it could give their players a little extra incentive to hit for power, just to see the thing go.
On the contrary. I predict the pitching of many perfect games.
If I had three hands and three heads, this would be my reaction: :smack::smack::smack:
Seriously Marlins, stop disappointing me. It’s bad enough already.
That’s going to be a bad scene, is my prediction. This will never happen, not in a million trillion years. The average person who has never tripped is going to freak the fuck out. Even me, who used to trip a lot, would probably balk intentionally if I had to get up at 5:00 a.m. the next day.
Instead of fights, probably a lot of people pretending to be dogs/cats/jungle animals because of their beliefs in the rightness of their perception – how you going to control that???
I say, yes! Dose them!
Miami: Ya gotta love 'em.
It looks like they hired Carl Hiaasen & Dave Barry to be consultants and they went out for a few drinks & it got competitive. *Real *competitive.
I lived in Las Vegas for many years. Even my Vegas-calibrated sensibilities are offended. That’s just *too *fabulous.
I am so glad I opened this thread.
I had that Trapper Keeper in the 6th grade.
Oh shit - you’re absolutely right. I, as a male, did not - but I totally remember that Trapper Keeper!