Methane is normally generated from the breakdown of living organisms…interesting!
Well, Mars ain’t the kind of place to raise your kids, that’s for sure.
in fact, it’s cold as hell
I don’t see how with all that farting going on.
Mars says: Wind is from Mars, farts are from Venus.
Well, that’s true on Earth. Methane is found on every planet, though, and it is found in quite high concentrations on plenty of the gas giants and their moons. Titan even has lakes of it.
Still, the living organisms angle is an interesting one, especially if we can locate where Martian methane is coming from. Even if it’s not produced by life, methane-ice clathrates wouldn’t be a bad place to look for Martian life.
Venus says: Ladies don’t fart. We queef.
Don’t tell that to the Sutherlands at baby-naming time!
Queefer Sutherland? 
Must be the nuts & caramel, because Musketeers don’t fart.
Fracking can’t be far behind.
Mars told Jupiter to pull it’s finger.
Apparently it didn’t learn its lesson from the former 5th planet.
I hereby vote to quit calling them asteroids and start calling them Marslets.
Oh, yeah?
Well, Mars says Uranus is farting!
sings “The chances of anything crop-dusting on Mars, are a million to one he said…”
“Daddy, why is Mars “The Red Planet”…?”
“I’ll tell you when your older…”
“What makes the red planet red?”
– a song removed from the playlist for Peter Pan in Space
So, looks like the Canadians beat us to mars, that’s clearly evidence that they sent Terrence and Phillip to Mars…