A giant Cylinder, with an unscrewable end, was found in Scotland. It’s occupants had fled, & are now believed to be working as janitors, gardener & fast-food employees.
http://www.newsdaily.com/Quirks/UPI-1-20071229-20483600-bc-scotland-container.xml
Please check all recent hires for tentacles.
Cheap ass newspaper couldn’t be bothered to send a photographer?
Ah, here it is.
Absolutely, alien origins.
Update: three local men waving a white flag and the town Pastor have been reported missing.
Looks rather like this.
It’s been identified! no Martians or tentacles - it’s a humungous beer can (Coors, to be exact).
Indeed. It looks like a rusty gas float. It requires a certain amount of scientific education to perceive that the grey scale of the Thing is no common oxide, that the yellowish-white metal that gleams in the crack between the lid and the cylinder has an unfamiliar hue. “Extraterrestrial” has no meaning for most of the onlookers.
Stinky Bay, huh? Bet there’s a story behind that name.
Say, where is this Stinky Bay exactly? And can anyone lend me a really large bucket? 
Aren’t pretty much all bays at least a bit stinky at low tide?
