Maryselisis and Penthouse

If they do a Britney edition, I will be the first in line.

Britney? Where?

I’m waiting for the Janet Reno issue.

I would like to be the first to say.
EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, argh hack cough and VOMIT

Janet Reno’s a MAN, BABY!

As for Maryslesis, pulchritude is not a word I would use. Cute, maybe… until she opens her mouth and starts her pewling. Hey… pewlchritude… now there’s a word I’d use. Anyway, if she got printed, it would be a no-buy for me.

Janet Reno… now THAT I’d buy. (Hey, I like to be shocked)

Barbara Bush… not sure. She’s cute, but not in a nekkid sort of way.

Britney? Why buy it? You’d be able to find pics online the day after it was released.

dewt

Why buy it? because it will be like a Marylin Monroe issue.
and there is nothing quite like a real porn mag in your hands. The silky feel of the paper. Ok I’ll be right back.

Janet Reno and Barbara Bush in one of those cool Penthouse girl-on-girl pictorials!!

Well, ok, bad idea…

Ricepad… I had no idea who this woman was either… I think I was watching hockey while this Elian thing was going on…

Why wouldn’t Playboy offer those ladies from Survivor some serious money to show some T&A? Do you really think they were picked for their survival skills or because they look good in bikinis? They are celebrities and for some strange reason people want to see their favourite celebs in the buff.

I just watched the first episode of Big Brother, 10 people locked in a house together for three months, cameras everywhere including the toilet. What a bunch of voyeuristic bunch we have become. And what a pretty bunch of people they were too except for George, he is the husband and father who reminded me of Tom Arnold. Wanna place any bets on whether or not Playboy or some other skin mag offers some of these ladies some cash to bare all? I don’t see them offering George anything… heh heh heh