Mass murder on the high seas (Venezuelan "drug boat")

Let’s see:
No evidence boat was carrying cocaine.
Had 11 people aboard - why?!
This boat was not heading to the US; too small, insufficient range.
Tom Cotton remains an asshole.
Kegsbreath and the Admiral made multiple bad/evil decisions based on, I don’t know, Ass-kissing?
Maduro = bad, Honduran former leader = good???

The mind boggles.

My God! It’s coming right for us!

Tom Cotton is a pin-head. The width of his skull is so small that it’s a wonder an adult brain could fit in it.

I was today years old when I learned that boats only float because they have cocaine in them.

Why isn’t the USCG just going around blowing up all of the boats everywhere?

How are their own boats staying afloat?!?!

Synthetic opioids

If it was in plastic bags, well maybe. But it’s a long reach.

Wouldn’t most small vessels stay afloat even if blown to smithereens? Certainly not seaworthy, plenty of debris to hold onto.

I guess the engines could be heavy enough to pull it down. I don’t really know.

So far, no matter what his justifications may be, it sounds like Bradley ought to be prosecuted. Kegbreath gets away with it because he fortuitously stepped out of the room and missed the murders.

Not if his standing order was “no survivors”. I don’t know if this has been proven, but it’s been asserted.

Where I worked, if there was an accident or mishap, a drug test was automatically given. Given Kegbreath’s history, has anybody asked if he was sober when he gave the “kill them all” order?

That’s the key. If you can’t prove it, it doesn’t matter.

If it could be proved, then just maybe there will be consequences.

Well duh, we had to save another 25,000 American lives. 22 boats times 25,000 lives saved with each boat sunk is 550,000 Americans saved from drug overdoses!

A few more boat sinkings and the drug related death rate will drop by not 30 or 40%, which would be great, not 50% or 60%, no we’re going to get them down 1,000%, 600% 500% 1,500%.

Sadly, reducing the drug-related death rate by 1500% will, of course, exacerbate the housing crisis------we’ll be instantly creating millions of new Americans! Probably full-grown ones, too! They just pop into existence.

Seriously, though: Tom Cotton is a disgrace. But I bet he reaps the Trump Regime rewards he was aiming at with his ‘the two guys clinging to wreckage were Still In The Fight’ claim.

The Regime just hasn’t come up with a convincing way to sell the idea that people in little boats are A Fighting Force, Attacking The U.S.----but they keep trying.

“These are the times that try men’s souls” - Thomas Paine

I hope Cotton forgave his parents for having failed him.

Hell, with that thinking Trump will eventually have made up for all the people he got killed during the pandemic due to his gross incompetence, mismanagement, outright lies, and rank idiocy.

I mean that’s how it works right? One hypothetical life saved cancels out one very real death? That’s how you get into heaven right? That and extortion?

(This post is dripping with sarcasm for our sarcasm impaired friends.)

Is it? Or is this the only sarcastic part of your post?

:face_with_raised_eyebrow:

Actually nothing in that post was sarcasm.

This post is sarcasm. And only this one.

(We may be approaching the sarcasm singularity. I blame Trump and his corruption of reality and common sense.)

It gets worse.

Butcher Pete and Bradley literally murdered two people who were trying to surrender.