Someone else will have to dig up the link to the post where Master Wang Ka runs off a passel of JW missionaries in his underwear, wielding a sword. I made 3 attempts to find it, and I don’t have all day to deal with the timeouts.
Anyway, don’t try this with Mormons, because they have swords of their own.
Ah, the Mormon Samurai. I’ve been hearing about this guy. Lots of Mormon Ninja jokes, and Fallout: New Vegas references.
I seem to remember his name as Master Kang Wa.
But in searching, both of those spellings are returned as invalid usernames, so I’m not helping much, am I?
We need a mod!
Surely there’s a list of retired usernames someplace in the hamster nest?
Whatever his name, he is sorely missed… He was a wordsmith of the highest order.
Master Wang-Ka - there’s a dash in there.
I think “Wang-Ka” was hyphenated. The whole name is also a semi-vulgar euphemism, which can help you remember the order of syllables.
That’s probably why my search attempts fizzled. Then laziness took over.
Is it bad that I was able to find the threads (the same tale is in two threads) with the “statistically improbably” keywords **stonkered **and Toldedo in about ten seconds?
I wish Master W was still around. I know a guy named Bobo from Faire. I’ll have to ask Bobo if he ever played Civilization.