Which do you prefer? PTF
I’ll have to give it some thought…
…in my bunk!
I don’t understand why they are being framed as mutually exclusive activities. I meditate much more calmly after I’ve masturbated. 
I meditate every day. I couldn’t care less about masturbation.
What about those people who meditate while masturbating?
“Om! Om! Om! Om! Ooooommmmm!”
Mantrabation.
As I take my Third Eye in hand, I envision a perfect balance between the two, which I call the yin-yank.
What, 8 posts and no ‘like a motherfuck’ references?
I know which one gets me to sleep faster…and which one is harder to do in church.
So…they each have their place. 
Why can’t I do both, like the late Earl Warren?
Poll needs “they are equal” options.
On the one hand, there’s meditation-with the other hand…
Perhaps we need a definition of meditation. If we are using the wikipedia definition, then I’ve never meditated in my 49 years.
We also learn that 9.4% of Americans practiced meditation in a 12 month period. I’m guessing the masturbation rate is a bit higher.
Just move the decimal point over to the right, and we’d be in the ballpark for the masturbation rate.
I don’t agree with any of the poll options. I prefer to masturbate while thinking of young, sexually mature women, but underaged women, preferably related to me or you, while meditating simultaneously while occasionally thinking of old people, like Teresa of Avila or Hui Neng.
Whip that weasel!!!
Just finished. Boy, it’s like Uncle’s day at a whorehouse, watching out the window at the pool. And also being mindful and attentive to my third…eye.