Holy Shit… can’t you just feel the love in this room. Chiefy I’m not gonna hug you, I’m just going to tell you to get some damn sleep will ya!! Roll into the rack and close your eyes.
Apparently others, in addition to UncleBeer, got the impression that I was attacking a specific thread or group of threads with my OP. Some believe I was attacking a specific poster.
Not so, folks.
Like smilies, I feel the contrived, virtual hug {{}} to be so much detritus. If you wanna use 'em, go ahead. I don’t have to like em. But I’m not gonna start a war over 'em.
Sure, I’ll bitch. Sure, I’ll moan. But with the exception of humorous, one-line retorts, I won’t make a big deal out of their use – I promise.
As to the thread title: “Masturbatory” was used in the sense of “self-gratifying”. Not in reference to the excitement of one’s genitals.
Finally, someone really needs to: {{{{{{Unclebeer’s dick}}}}}}.
Please let her hug you… watching her wrap her arms around herself is well… hmmmm rather an odd thing to see and a habit I’ve been trying to help her break for a long time.
Nope, I understood your OP just fine, Chief. I happen to agree with you. I’m sorry if my sarcasm fell flat and caused any misunderstandings. On the other hand, if someone wants to hug my dick, I’m not averse.
UncleBeer, I would volunteer, but Mr Bear wouldn’t like that.
Chief, I understood you perfectly. Maybe that’s because I have the same warped sense of humor. Ya think?
Glad to see that you only put it to sleep for a day, DRY! Now watch, I’ll be the one that kills it. After all, I haven’t killed a thread in …oh,… a couple of days maybe.
Don’t worry, DRY, you’re off the hook now (and I don’t care if I do end up killing the thread). But for all your Shakepeare knowledge, don’t you know that one never, ever refers to that play by name? If it’s necessary to mention it, it’s the Scottish play. Sheesh, next thing you know, you’ll be wishing an actor “good luck”.