Masturbatory Kindness

Chronos, I believe the wish would be to “break a leg”.
And Dry, you’re good! I just might have to break out my Pelican Shakespeare!

Again a joke passes by VB quickly, cleanly, and absolutely.

WHOOOSH!

Hey Chief!

Chronos was right!
So how’se come your profile refers to the Eisenhower (CVN-69) as a http://www.bigfuckinboatwithbadassplanes.mil??

Yer bubbleheaded brudda,
BigGiantHead

I believe it was Wally who wrote my profile in one of the profile/sig threads.

Chief, hon, the heat really must be getting to you. That was UncleBeer who wrote the profiles.

Of course, I understand if Wally’s been on your mind a lot lately.

You mean you don’t call it a boat? I thought “ship” was the less preferred term.

CAU, elelle.

Beer

A “boat” in Navy lingo is a sub, or a small passenger vessel. Here’s an easy memory aid: Boats can be placed on ships, ships can not be placed on boats. The reason subs are called boats is because they were originally built by “electric boat companies.”

I actually thought the "boat’ which apeared in my profile was a slam rather than a faux pas.

BTW< can we get any farther away from the OP?