I take refuge in the fact that when Gene shared his answers to questions, they were almost uniformly turkeys.
Looks like I will be managing this from my vaycay spot with my iPad, and the wifi from starbucks, or property manager’s office at the condo if he’s nice like last time! Expect delays. Waiting on one more panelist.
Point of order–who’s supposed to go next? Is it KneadToKnow’s turn because he’s behind in the matches? 
Yes, that’s how we’ve been doing it.
Ok, we have six answers now! KneadtoKnow, your response, please!
I’ll say she got knocked up!
Good answer, good answer!! No one matched my filthy 70s style answer of choice: an honorable discharge! 
janis_and_c0: …his Gavel? (Sorry)
Intergalactic Gladiator: Poked
notfrommensa: STD’s
Dolores Reborn: Spanked!
Dr. Girlfriend - She didn’t get jail time, she got pregnant! Naughty judge…
Hoopy Frood: a stiff fine!
It’s a pitchers dual. Tied 1-1! Maus, you can end it with just one right match to this question. Panelists:
“Newt Gingrich is a lock for the GOP nomination in Florida. Sure, he’s had like, a dozen affairs, but little do pundits know that one of them was with a/an __________!”
I realize there were no a/an on match game, but I don’t feel the need to unduly prejudice answers on this board!
Everyone but Dolores Reborn plays, I should have mentioned that before! I is a lousy MC.
We’re ready for you, Maus! What is your answer?
A Democrat.
Let me first say that I’m very, VERY disappointed at you all because no one picked my two primo answers: a manatee and an orange. 
Now that we have that out of the way, let’s look at the answers:
Notfrommensa - Granny
Janis_and_c0: Liberal/Democrat (MATCH!)
Intergalactic Gladiator: Elephant
Dolores Reborn: (Did not play, but said Democrat!)
Hoopy Frood: AARP representative
Dr. Girlfriend: a Disney Performer
So by the whopping score of 2-1, Maus Magill is our winner! Congratulations!!!
Someone else needs to host the next game. I think it’s safe to say my lacklustre writing was part of the reason for this pitcher’s duel! Any takers? KneadtoKnow needs another shot at playing this thing!
LOL. Thanks, antonio107, for hosting a game. I am indeed open to anyone else who is interested having a go at emcee duties.
If no one has expressed interest by, say, 7 pm ET tomorrow, I’ll plan on putting the next game up thereafter.
And congrats to Maus Magill for a game well played!
What the hay. I’ll emcee. It’ll be fun!
Go nuts!
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.
New Game starting right now
Welcome, Welcome, welcome, It’s so lovely to see all of you tonight.
As usual, we’re waiting for the first EIGHT people who answer the question, the first two become contestants.
"President Obama is giving the State of the Union tonight. At our house, it’s more like the State of the __________. "
There are still slots available for anyone who wants to play!
One more left!!
No one else wants to play? C’mon, just need one more response!!
All righty then! A very special thanks to Dolores Reborn for giving the final response and being our Betty White, so we can get this show on the road!
Dr Girlfriend, you are contestant #1, as we finally have a full slate of answers from our panelists, Please share with us all your answer to this:
Well, I just realized that the answer I gave doesn’t make much sense with the “the” in the question. Oh well that’s what I get for misreading!
Confusion
(Answer is appropriate then, eh? LOL)
Nah, Not a bad answer at all, Dr. G. Let’s see what our esteemed panalists said:
Intergalactic Gladiator – Onion.
notfrommensa --Dis-Union
**Hoopy Frood **-- Division
**antonio107 **-- EMERGENCY
**Maus Magill ** – kitchen
Dolores Reborn – separation?
Ok, a lot of good answers, but unfortunatly no matches… Ok, Folks time for question B of Round 1 Please PM me your answers to this:
"Wacky Wanda is Sooo Wacky… "
(HOW WACKY IS SHE??)
“She’s so wacky, she called the fire department to get her ________ out of a tree.”
Alrighty contestant # 2 (KneadToKnow) It’s time for you to give us your answer to this!!