I shall wait with baited breath.
You should stop eating worms then.
(I think you meant “bated”.)
As in Mastur-… breath?
EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
You just can’t beat bated breath.
But I like battered bated breath.
New game begins now!
If you wish to participate, please [del]quit your bating[/del] check your self-respect at the door and PM me your best response to this:
Beer battered baited breath?
sorry 'bout that…
Three seats on the panel remain vacant.
We still have room for two more panelists. Don’t be shy, folks.
If I promise to show you my _______ will you PM me a reply?
How about if I promise not to show you?
Don’t make me beg!
Hey, progress!
Still room for one more panelist, though!
Ok…I’m on board.
For anyone who might be confused, Yeticus took the fifth panelist spot. I’ll ride out the weekend waiting for a sixth, then if need be we’ll proceed with five.
Okay, five panelists it is.
Contestant #1 is Maus Magill, and I ask him now to please share with us his answer to this:
It’s long round and hard. Some people like to put it in their mouth, and say it’s yummy.
It’s an egg roll, you pervs.
Indeed it is. And it’s excellent with a little hot mustard. Let’s see what the panelists had to say:
So, alas, despite excellent answers all around, no matches there for contestant #1.
Contestant #2 is janis_and_c0, who should be thinking while I ask our 5 panelists to PM me now with their best response to this:
The only thing that popped into my head was Robot Chicken’s Happy Ending Sketch. (The Happy Ending was a free egg roll.)
Good turnaround, gang! It’s now time for janis_and_c0 to share with us her answer to this:
Gotta be…
Alpo!
Haha! What an unpleasant breakfast that would be, too.
Let’s see what our panelists had to say:
The judge says that’s a match!
Dog food is dog food, says the judge, so that’s another match!
Even different brands are still dog food, so the judge says that’s another match!
Three matches for janis_and_c0 in that round, wow!
Let’s turn our attention then to round 2. Leader goes first, so that’s you again, janis.
Dr. Girlfriend and antonio107, please PM me now with your best response to this: