I live to serve! 
Haha, wow! Poor Justin! I feel kinda shitty…
So, we go to round 2, with the first question going to MadTheSwine, who is in the lead.
MadTheSwine, please be thinking about your answer to this:
Dumb Dora is so dumb …
(pause for pent-up cries to be released)
How Dumb is she???
Thank you.
Dumb Dora is so dumb she called the fire department to get help with her _______.
Panelists, please PM me your responses now.
I kind of feel like these should be matches for cmkeller, since they’re expressing the same sentiment (ie. that Beiber should be die young, or right now). If he’d said, “Die Today” or “Die Just Die” or something would they have been a match? Not to question our esteemed Judge…
I understand, MadTheSwine, and applaud your generosity. My decision came down to this, which may be hairsplitting, but so be it: Justin has many years of “young” ahead of him. He could die in 10 years and people would still say he died young.
Wasn’t me…So I go 1st being in the lead?
Fair enough.
double-checks to make sure he’s still wearing his Avery Mask and not the one with the giant Yosemite-Sam mustache that looks just like MadTheSwine
:smack:
Sorry for the mis-attribution. This will be my last post from my BlackBerry. I thought the biggest problem would be the connectivity, but it’s the screen size that’s killing me. Too hard to read.
Yes, the leader will get the first question in round 2. Still waiting for all panelists.
Maybe, to speed things up in the next game, you name 8 panelists and take the first six answers from them?
Reply sent… I’m shocked… SHOCKED! by the hate for Justin Bieber… I guess I’m just indifferent towards him, no death wish here. 
That’s definitely something to consider. I could also (theoretically) open the game to anyone who wants to play, and simply take the first six replies.
However, the slowdown yesterday was entirely on me doing stuff IRL, which won’t be resolved by such a change.
Who are we waiting on now? Let’s yell at them! 
It’s not me! I swear!
Now, now. No yelling at the panelists!
I’ve PMed the last unheard from panelist to nudge them.
I did get a reply from a volunteer, the spirit of which I appreciate, but let’s get across this stream before we change horses.
BAH! I have been waiting to get zero matches all day!
All panelists heard from, now for our contestant’s response.
Unemployment benefits.
That’s a fantastic answer for a Dumb Dora question!
Let’s see what our panelists said:
HardlySanguine: taxes, which is close, but no match
MeanOldLady: did not write in this round
antonio107: did not write in this round, but favored us with this poem:
She was frying some eggs,
or to so she strove,
But that dingbat Dora,
Couldn’t light the damn STOVE!
Skammer: did not write in this round
etv78: fireplace
Dr. Girlfriend: fridge
So, there were some excellent answers given but no matches in round 2 for MadTheSwine.
I would like to take this opportunity to apologize to all the players for my neglecting to specify for round 2 which players were writing and which were not, and for holding up the game further by waiting for a reply from someone who was savvy enough to know they weren’t actually supposed to answer for round 2.
I promise, tomorrow’s the last day of the con, and my attention span will be greatly improved.
More after these messages…