I shall bow out, because I’m much better at being a spectator than a participant. I should have realized this in light of my chronic ability to come in the bottom half at nearly every Feud game I’ve played here. I’ll still watch, because hell, I like Match Game.
All the best.
Who’s on first? What’s on Second?
Yep. Sure! Take my spot.
And Janis, I think you’re a CONTESTANT, if I understood what I did correctly. So hold on to that answer that you have!
Actually, in true inept fashion, I don’t know who my six panelists are anymore…
ETV and HardlySanguine have PM’d me, along with Janis whom I believe was supposed to be the next contestant.
That leaves…Skammer, cmkeller, Dr. Girlfriend, and…well, what the hey! Janis, I have an answer from you! You’ve been promoted from contestant to panelist a la Kirstie Alley!
Yeticus Rex, you are now contestant #2. If I’ve slighted anyone, I apologize. I come from the country that brought you “Littlest Hobo,” and the guy from “Growing Pains,” which is my excuse for sucking at producing this fake TV show…
Yay! I’m still in! Answer sent.
Cool! I now am assuming that the Weird Willy question is Dr. Girlfriend’s and I will await my question after the “stars” response.
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As for who’s who…does this help?
Gene Rayburn: antonio107
Contestant #1: Dr. Girlfriend
Contestant #2: Yeticus Rex
Nipsey Russell: cmkeller
Brett Somers: HardlySanguine
Charles Nelson Riley: ETV
Fannie Flagg: Janis
Richard Dawson: Skammer
Betty White: <really not sure!>
Ummm…I think I am contestant #1.
How about this then?
Gene Rayburn: antonio107
Contestant #1: MadTheSwine
Contestant #2: Yeticus Rex
Nipsey Russell: cmkeller
Brett Somers: HardlySanguine
Charles Nelson Riley: ETV
Fannie Flagg: Janis
Richard Dawson: Skammer
Betty White: Dr. Girlfriend
Does that mean I need to think of a rhyme every time?
If I’m anyone, I’m probably McLean Stevenson.
oh…the pressure!
Well, Bless ya’lls little 'ol hearts! I’ve been promoted!
[Tenth Doctor]I am so sorry.[/Tenth Doctor]
K, we have responses from all the panelists! I need an answer from our esteemed contestant :)!
I am guessing thats me?
I gotta say PENIS
What a scandalous answer for 1977! I don’t think that will make it on the air :).
Oh my…CBS is going to have my head on a pike now…
HardlySanguine - Weird Willy stuck his tongue into the USB port. Believe it or not, the computer used the opportunity to access and reprogram his brain so that he went on a mass murdering spree.
janis_and_co - He stuck his MOUSE (which for my money fits a little too well…:dubious:).
Cmkeller - he stuck his TONGUE there. Good answer, but not what we’re looking for!
Skammer - Ok I’m avoiding the obvious ‘dirty’ answer (not appropriate for 70’s TV!) and go with “coins.” Get it? He thought the laptop was coin-operated? Hello? Is this thing on?
If we should enforce a PG-13 rule from here on in, it might avoid some confusion!
Richard Dawson (etv78) says Mr. Happy…Judges? Yes, that is the 1970s word for penis! We have a match!
Dr. Girlfriend - Floppy Disk, an answer which I myself am quite fond of!
Now, while our next contestant is getting revved up, could all six panelists give me their answer to THIS:
Bill Gates said: “Being the world’s richest nerd sure has its perks. Not even Steve Jobs has his own gold-plated __________”
(something about me and computers this week!)
“Floppy” would have been a great double-entendre answer. Oh well.
I’d like to be in queue for either panelist or contestant, please.
Yes …I am demanding floppy disk and Mouse both count! 
I agree… I think floppy disk should count as a match! 